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Too Cold

 

"Well, I'll let you go this time

On a street, where the speed is limited to 30 mph the police stop a driver.
"Not only have you been driving too fast,
you've been passing cars where it is not allowed.
Your lights don't work, your tires all completely worn out.
This is surely going to cost you a lot. What's your name?"

"Schtrathewisizeski Vocgefastilongchinic."

"Well, I'll let you go this time but don't do it again."

ENTHUSIASM

You can do anything

if you have enthusiasm

Enthusiasm is the yeast

that makes your hope rise to the stars

Enthusiasm is the sparkle in your eyes,

The swing in your gait,

The grip of your hand,

The irresistible surge of will and

Energy to execute your ideas.

Enthusiasts are fighters

They have fortitude.

They have staying qualities.

Enthusiasm is at the bottom

of all progress

With it there is accomplishment

Without it there are only alibis.

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rebuffed suggestions that a biopsy be performed. Bush administration
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Kalam; Tariq Aziz

 

 

PRAISE ALLAH, THE MOST BENEVOLENT

  FROM : MRS FATIMA MOHAMMED.

 

 PRAISE ALLAH, THE MOST BENEVOLENT

I am the above named person from Kuwait. I am married to Late Abdul Mohammed of blessed memory who worked with Kuwait embassy in Sudan for nine years before he died in the year 2000. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

Before his death we were both very devoted muslims and since his death I too have been battling with both cancer and fibroid problems, when my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of$16.6Million (sixteen Million six hundred thousand U.S. Dollars) with an oversea security company and Presently this money is still with the Security Company. Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke sickness.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to either a moslem organisation or devoted m! uslim individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here- in. I want this muslim organisation or individual to use this money in all sincererity to fund mosques, orphanages,widows and also propagating the word of ALLAH and to ensure that the society upholds the views and beliefs of the holy Quran.

The holy Quran emphasized so much on ALLAH'S benevolence and this has encouraged me to take this bold step. I took this decision because I dont have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are new Christians converts and I dont want my husbands hard earned money to be misused by people I call unbelievers. I dont want a situation where this money will be used in an unholy manner.

Hence the reason for taking this bold decision, I know that after death I will be with ALLAH the most beneficient and the most merciful, I dont need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health and the presence of my husb! ands relatives around me always, I dont want them to know about this development.

With ALLAH all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Security Company. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will prove you as the original- beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the Muslim community where you reside to always pray for me, my happiness is that I lived a life of a true devoted muslim worthy of emulation.

Whoever that wants to serve the ALLAH must serve him in truth and in fairness. Please always be prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing for a muslim organisation or a devoted muslim for this same purpose.

Until I hear from you, my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders. May the almighty ALLAH continue to guide and protect you.

Regards,
MRS FATIMA MOHAMMED 

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Mini Cooper

A guy driving a Mini Cooper pulls up at a stoplight
next to a Rolls-Royce. The driver of the Mini rolls
down his window and shouts to the driver of the
Rolls, "Hey, buddy, that's a nice car. You got a
phone in your Rolls? I've got one in my Mini!"

The driver of Rolls looks over and says simply, "Yes,
I have a phone."

The driver of the Mini says, "Cool! Hey, you got a
fridge in there too? I've got a fridge in the back
seat of my Mini!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking annoyed, says, "Yes,
I have a refrigerator."

The driver of the Mini says, "That's great, man! Hey,
you got a TV in there, too? You know, I got a TV in
the back seat of my Mini!"

The driver of the Rolls, looking very annoyed by
now, says, "Of course I have a television. A Rolls-
Royce is the finest luxury car in the world!"

The driver of the Mini says, "Very cool car! Hey, you
got a bed in there, too? I got a bed in the back of
my Mini!"

Upset that he did not have a bed, the driver of the
Rolls-Royce sped away, and went straight to the dealer,
where he promptly ordered that a bed be installed in
the back of the Rolls. The next morning, the driver of
the Rolls picked up the car. The bed looked superb,
complete with silk sheets and brass trim. It was
clearly a bed fit for a Rolls-Royce.

So the driver of the Rolls begins searching for the
Mini, and he drove all day. Finally, late at night,
he finds the Mini parked, with all the windows
fogged up from the inside. The driver of the Rolls
got out and knocked on the Mini. When there wasn't
any answer, he knocked and knocked, and eventually
the owner stuck his head out, soaking wet.

"I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,"
the driver of the Rolls stated arrogantly.

The driver of the Mini looked at him and said, "You
got me out of the shower for THAT?!"

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Pakistan Zindabad

Dear SohniDharti Fellows

Salam

We are going to celeberate 57th Independence day. You all are requested to promote the name of your Dharti from where we belong.

Only sincere hard work may work instead of wishes.

We love  from where we got the name Pakistani.

 

Mohammad Sharif Awan

Happy Independence Day to all

Joining Wider Ethnic Communities

In its attempt of reaching to other ethnic communities and forums, Pakistan Association of New Zealand has made a series of efforts over the past 6 months and remained in contact with all important Governmental and Non-Governmental organizations. We proudly announce that Pakistan Association of New Zealand has become member of following Ethnic forums due to its hectic effort of joining wider ethnic communities

 

1-     Auckland Regional Ethnic Council

2-     Auckland Multicultural Society

3-     Auckland Refugee Council

4-     Waitakere Ethnic Board

 

We are also in constant contact with Ethnic Affairs Office at Auckland and continue to share with them issues that relate to Pakistan community. Representative of all the above organizations would be attending Pakistan Independence Day 2004 as well.

We are no more an isolated community but a part of multicultural sphere.

Web Site of Pakistan Association of New Zealand

Web Site of Pakistan Association of New Zealand has a different format now. Its structure and contents are changed and a constant update is carried on regular basis. Current Month has specially been assigned to Azadi Day and it will remain there until 14 August 2004.This site is managed by Shahzad Sadiq Joint Secretary PANZ.Please respond back with suggestions and advice and compare it with other overseas Pakistan Associations. You will see the difference.

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Diversion

 

Couple of weeks ago Mr Bhatti was here to attend his grand daughter first birth day , when I told him that PANZ is do well and they are lined with their Calender, Mr Bhatti told Sohni Dharti very interesting folk story

Once there was gang of thieves, one day they decided to raid a village, so they waited out in bush until night fall in last quarter of the night when all people were sleeping in deep sleep, they open up all catals of the village and droved them out of village, because every cattle had bell in its neck, and sounds of those bells alerted people of village that they have been robbed, so every body started running toward the bells sound

It was worry time for thieves, one thief was smart among them, he suggested them to talk off all the bells from catals and give these bells to one thief to go deferent direction by ringing these bells to divert the villager attentions

Mr Bhatti says that’s what PANZ is doing, they don’t want to answer the spending of public money, instead PANZ is doing the functions to divert public attentions from real issue of public money