Saturday, January 31, 2009

Blood Balti some in one.MP4




Few of 37 giving Blood on Blood Balti 2008, with Balti Kabab and Balti GUP SHUP

Balti Kabab




On Blood Balti 2008

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

You ate my half!"

Little Johnny was brought to Dr Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for

days. Dr Gill offered him all the goodies he could think of. No luck.
He tried a little scolding. It didn't work. A little pleading, to no
avail.

Finally he sat down, faced Little Johnny, and looked him in the eye. He

said, "Look young man, if you can be stubborn, so can I. You're not
going anywhere till you eat something. You can have whatever you want,
but only after you have eaten will you leave."

Little Johnny just sat and glared for some time, then said "Ok. I'll
eat but I have some conditions. First, I'll have exactly what I want
and exactly how I want it and second you'll share with me."

Dr Gill was ok with this. He asked Little Johnny what he'd like.

"Worms!" said Little Johnny.

Dr Gill was horrified but didn't want to back out and seem like a
loser.
So, he ordered a plate of worms to be brought in. "Not that many, just
one" yelled Little Johnny as he saw the plate.

So, everything other than one worm was removed. Little Johnny then
demanded that the single worm be cut into two and then Dr Gill eat
half.
Dr Gill went through the worst ordeal of his life, and after finishing
barely managing to keep his cool said ... "Ok, now eat!"

Little Johnny refused sobbing - "No way! You ate my half!"

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Need A Job , Action full On

NZ police is looking for people from our community to join their force , need a job with action full on , contact Mr Hessan , President PANZ 0272907080

~~Jo Yad-e-KHUDA sy Gafil Kr Dy~~

Sunday, January 25, 2009

"Basant- pala aurant"

"Basant- pala aurant", Not Any More 

Basant is celebrated at a time when the winter months are nearing to an end and spring is just around the corner. There is a famous Punjabi phrase for this event "Basant- pala aurant", which means that with the advent of Basant the cold weather flies away.

The celebrations kick off with people especially the women wearing bright yellow clothes, while families and friends gather together at rooftop feasts to mark the occasion.

Basant in Lahore knows no religious, political or sexual boundaries. It knows only one thing and that is the spirit of the city to which it is celebrated as a tribute each year round.

 

Massive public events have been arranged in various parks and arenas, while all the prominent rooftops have literally been sold out over the weekend to companies wishing to accommodate their guest for the gala event.

The hype of Basant in Lahore has grown so much that nowadays even the foreign media comes all the way from the west to report on the event.

Everyone becomes a part of the festivities during the Basant week even people who have never flown kites also try to chip in and enjoy the event.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Friday, January 23, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Does history repeat itself?

 

Many hundreds years ago Gungazae Khan ( Changaze) enter in Bagdad as victorious with height of cruelty , he ordered killing of all able person of city , one million were killed in one whole day , it says that Bagdad’s streets were ankle soaked in blood ,   Changaze was cruel man , he brook mountains of cruelty on people of Bagdad,

Not even 100 years past, his ancestor becomes Muslim.

In date today things happing fast, very fast, as we see successor of Mr. Bush is a Mr. Husain Obama, a Muslim, as pictured by Pakistan media      

Mr Bush

Mr Bush  lead America with animal mentalities, to get away with this HE need you to think like animal.

How long do you think it will be before Iraqi oil is gone, or when you have invaded every other country.

As a race you may survive even thrive as leaches, but you will never last as your plan is short term. This shouldn't be a problem to you....But it will be the death of your children.

Get someone in charge with more than the power to destroy.

Your politics are an embarrassment.

I drive taxi in New Zealand and come across allot of people every day from every walks of life

one day an American sit in my cab, in conversation he told that most of American vote against Mr Bush , he said only enemy of America will vote Mr Bush because he is dimmest president ever , He added Mr bush has let us down  in eyes of whole world , if he become president again he will kneel US down in front of whole world .

American proved them self as great nation on earth , it would be even greater if they put Mr Bush on trial as a biggest war criminal of modern history      

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Bazm-e-Adeb

To prmote Urdu language"Nashemun" have organized a Bezm-e- Adab on its launching ceremony Jan 20, '09 9:59 PM
by atiya for everyone
Start:      Feb 28, '09 4:00p
End:      Feb 28, '09 9:30p
Location:      Mt Eden War Memorial Hall, 489 Dominion Road, Mt Eden
anyone who is interested to participate Please contact on one of the numbers given below before 20th of Feb 2009. Participants with other language such as English, Hindi, Punjabi and Pakistan's regional languages are welcome. More details will be provided very soon INSHALLAH............
Sayada Junaid (09)6201292
Asma Saleem (021)02281650
Ghazala Liaquet (09)6273169
Meher Irshad Khan (09) 5705490
Shagufta Khan (09)6365620
Atiya Syed (09) 6275853

Allah Waalay by Saeed Ahmed

'Nashemun

Dear community members
 
Asalam-o-Alakum, Hello and Kia-Orawe have created a social group for Pakistani women named 'Nashemun'. All Pakistani women and girls are welcome to join the social group. The group welcome positive and encourages suggestions and ideas that anyone from any origin may want to put forward. ladies from all cultures are welcome to take part in events as well.  If you would like updates on upcoming events or want to join please reply to the email. we would be thankful and respect all opinions and looking forward for your support.
 
Best Regards
Nashemun's committee members

Monday, January 19, 2009

Pakistan Association of NZ--Executive Election Date

Br. Jamshedul Hasan President PANZ has announced the date for Executive election, which will be 22nd of February 2009. Br. Tauqir Khan will supervise the process as  Election Commissioner and further information will be notified on his behalf soon. All the best

Due to some reason or the other Following change in the previous announcement be please noted:

Mr Saber H Cheema will assume the responsibility of ELECTION COMMISSIONER. His contact details are as under:

Phone 09 827 0412
Fax    09 827 0492
email shcheema@hotmail.com

Kindly send your nomination to Mr Cheema by 18th Feb, 2009


Sunday, January 18, 2009

HAKA

Once it is said if you have not seen Lahore you have not been born. Just like that. If you live in New Zealand and dont know about haka you are not very genius

HAKA is basically a war dance in other world a challenge to your opponent .There are too many HAKAs are out there every tribe has its own HAKA .But the most famous HAKA is All Blacks HAKA which they perform before every match in front of their opponent .called Ka Mate, was composed about 1820 by Te Rauparaha , paramount chief of Ngati Toa. The words are:

 

Ka Mate Ka Mate! KA ora! Ka ora!(twice)

 

I die! I die! I live! I live!

 

Tenei te tangata puhuru huru

 

This hairy man .

 

Nana nei I tiki mai

 

Who fetched the sun

 

Whakawhiti te ra

 

And cause it to shine again

 

A upa .ne! Ka upa ne.

 

One up ward step! An other up ward step!

 

A upan kaupane whiti te ra

 

An upwards step, an other upwards step.the Sun shine

Email Alert

You may  receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point  presentation  -  'Life  is beautiful.'  

If you  receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ,  and delete  it immediately .

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

PANZ web sites

It is good to see that more than two web sites are running , one was created by former president of Pakistan association , Naveed , who created it in his tenure of Presidency which was a good move , after end of his tenure he refused to hand over to elected body of PANZ of Waqar , despite many requests , he kept on running PANZ web site illegally using PANZ logo , few weeks ago , after long wait , when PANZ launched its own web site , irritated Naveed and his big guns friends when he given the notice , not to used PANZ logo , today I went on this “OLD” web , surprised that it has been changed in some kind of business community site , creating a web site might easiest task , but running it and keep community inform and in touch is not very easy hope PANZ will keep it up and hand over its web site to rightful body of elected people             

Women - a great Role

Mouthwash linked with increased cancer risk

Mouthwash linked with increased cancer risk
 
Dental experts are warning mouthwash could cause oral cancer and should be made available on prescription only. A review published in the Australian Dental Journal has linked mouthwash containing alcohol ... More
 

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Ajay Qiyyamit nai aaie




Hathi aur Chunti

آج کے ڈیوڈ اور گولائتھ

عارف شمیم 2009-01-10, 4:43

فلسطین کے نو فٹ لمبے جن نما انسان گولائتھ سے سب ڈرتے تھے۔ وہ بار بار آ کر پکارتا: 'ہے کوئی جو میرے سامنے آئے۔' اسرائیل کے لوگ پریشان تھے کہ کریں بھی تو کیا کریں، کس طرح اس جن کا مقابلہ کریں۔
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فلسطین کی فوج نے اسرائیل کا گھیراؤ کیا ہوا تھا اور دارز قد خونخوار گولائتھ اپنی پوری ذرہ بکتر پہنے چالیس دن تک ہر روز باہر آتا اور اسرائیلیوں کو للکارتا۔

اسرائیل کا بادشاہ سول پریشان تھا کہ کس طرح اس مصیبت سے چھٹکارا حاصل کرے۔ ایک دن ایک چھوٹا سا لڑکا اس کے پاس آیا اور گولائتھ سے لڑنے کی اجازت چاہی۔ اس لڑکے کا نام ڈیوڈ تھا۔ بادشاہ نے پہلے تو صاف انکار کیا لیکن ڈیوڈ کے بے حد اصرار پر اسے لڑائی پر جانے کی اجازت دے دی۔

جب اپنے سادہ سے کپڑوں میں ملبوس ڈیوڈ جن نما گولائتھ کے سامنے آیا تو اس کے پاس ہتھیاروں میں صرف چند پتھر، غلیل کے لیے دھاگہ اور ایک چھڑی تھی۔ گولائتھ اپنے 'حقیر' سے حریف کو دیکھ کر بھنّا گیا۔ اس نے ڈیوڈ سے کہا کہ 'تم نے مجھے کیا سمجھ رکھا کہ مجھ سے اس حالت میں لڑنے آ گئے ہو۔ میں تمہیں مار کر تمہاری بوٹیاں پرندوں اور درندوں کو کھلاؤں گا۔'

ڈیوڈ کا جواب تھا کہ 'تم میرے ساتھ لڑنے تلوار، نیزا اور برچھا لے کر آئے ہو لیکن میں تمہارے سامنے خدا کا نام لے کر آیا ہوں۔۔۔ آج ساری دنیا کو پتا چلے گا کہ اسرائیل میں خدا ہے۔'

یہ سن کر گولائتھ غصے میں بھرا ڈیوڈ کی طرف بھاگا۔ ڈیوڈ نے اپنی چھڑی پھینکی اور اپنی جیب سے پتھر نکالا اور غلیل میں ڈال کر گولائتھ کی طرف داغ دیا۔ پتھر سیدھا فلسطینی دیو کے سر پر لگا اور وہ وہیں ڈھیر ہو گیا۔'

یہ قصہ صدیوں پرانا ہے لیکن آج کل بھی مشرقِ وسطیٰ کی اس سرزمین پر ہر روز یہ کہانی دہرائی جاتی ہے۔ بس فرق صرف اتنا ہے کہ اب کردار اور ان کے نام ذرا بدل گئے ہیں۔ فلسطین اب ہاتھوں میں پتھر اور غلیل سے لڑنے والا مظلوم ڈیوڈ ہے اور گولائتھ جو پچھلی کہانی میں فلسطین تھا اب جن نما اسرائیل بن گیا ہے جو ہر وقت خون کا پیاسا رہتا ہے۔

آج کی دنیا کے ڈیوڈ اور گولائتھ کی یہی کہانی ہے۔

Monday, January 12, 2009

India–Israel- Fast Growing relations

Israel and India established full diplomatic relations on January 29, 1992.[1] Several key factors contributed to this: the collapse of the USSR and the military escalation with the Islamic Republic of Pakistan. The loss of the Indian National Congress in the general elections and the coming of the Bharatiya Janata Party, along with mutual concerns about Islamic fundamentalism in the Middle East and the Indian subcontinent[2][3] are also to take into consideration. Establishment of diplomatic relations with Israel also was a step in strengthening relationships with the United States[4] The level of co-operation between the two countries was pursued after the Indian National Congress returned to power in 2004. Israel and India share intelligence on terrorist groups. They have developed close defense and security ties since establishing diplomatic relations in 1992. Israel is India's second-biggest arms supplier, after Russia. As of 2008, India has bought more than $5 billion worth of Israeli equipment since 2002. In addition, Israel is training Indian military units and discussing an arrangement to give Indian commandos instruction in counter-terrorist tactics and urban warfare.[5]

India and Israel have increased cooperation in military and intelligence ventures since the establishment of diplomatic relations. While India and Israel were officially "rivals" during the Cold War, the fall of the Soviet Union and the rise of Islamic terrorism in both countries have generated a solid strategic alliance.[13]. India recently launched a military satellite for Israel through its Indian Space Research Organization[14].

During the Kargil War, Israel provided India with military hardware, including laser-guided bombs and unmanned aerial vehicles to help it to flush out the Pakistani infiltrators in Kargil.[citation needed] This relationship soon developed into a major defense partnership between India and Israel.

Keep watching and get prepared...attack is imminent..USA will favour India....like what it is doing right now in case of assault on Gaza....Pray Allah and seek help by asking his forgiveness.


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A beautiful site...if you come across a site like that related to a city in Pakistan...pl share it

Mashwara




Aik mashwara

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Animal Fat - Take Care

I request all MUSLIMS or non pork eaters to check the ingredients
of the ITEMS of daily use and match it with the following list of
E-CODES. If any of the ingredients listed below is found, try to avoid
it, as it has got PIG FAT;

E100, E110, E120, E 140, E141, E153, E210, E213, E214, E216, E234,
E252,E270, E280, E325, E326, E327, E334, E335, E336, E337, E422, E430,
E431, E432, E433, E434, E435, E436, E440, E470, E471, E472, E473,
E474, E475,E476, E477, E478, E481, E482, E483, E491, E492, E493, E494,
E495, E542,E570, E572, E631, E635, E904.

Naat Ba Hazoor Akram SAW




A beautiful Naat by Janab Ahmed Nadeem Qasmi Marhoom

How to… spot serious medical symptoms?

Here are "five flags" - five medical symptoms - you should keep in mind:

1. If you have unexplained weight loss and/or loss of appetite , you may have a serious underlying medical illness.

"If you're on a diet, you're expecting this to happen. But if you're eating the same way - and now have to adjust your belt a few notches tighter - you could have a serious problem, so you should see a doctor." Shulman says.

2. Slurred speech, paralysis, weakness, tingling, burning pains, numbness, and confusion are signs of a stroke, and you should get to an appropriate emergency centre immediately. Early treatment may prevent permanent damage to the brain or even save your life.

3. Black, tarry stools may indicate a haemorrhage from an ulcer of the stomach or the small intestine. It is important to stop the bleeding and to rule out cancer as a cause.What you eat changes the colour of stools. But black, tarry stools mean there may be bleeding higher in the digestive tract, says Shulman. It could be a sign of a bleeding ulcer or cancer.

4. A headache accompanied by a stiff neck and fever is an indicator of a serious infection called meningitis. In fact, if you can't put your chin on your chest, that's a sign you may have bacterial meningitis, says Shulman. With bacterial meningitis, you need antibiotics immediately to kill the bacteria before it infects and scars the brain.

5. A sudden, agonizing headache, more severe than any you have felt before, could mean you are bleeding in the brain. Go to an emergency room immediately. A brain aneurysm is rare, but it can happen - even in people under 40. If you have a severe, crushing headache, you may have an aneurysm, which is a blood-filled pouch bulging out from a weak spot in the wall of a brain artery. If treated before it bursts, it could save your life.

Gasping and heart attacks


Gasping and heart attacks
When a heart attack victim gasps for air, bystanders often take it as a sign that they do not need to start giving CPR. But a new study reports that the people who gasp are more likely to survive — especially if they are given chest compressions right away.
Researchers said health professions needed to do a better job of educating people about the significance of gasping. There has been some debate about the likelihood of gasping in heart attacks and what it means.
Some bystanders who know how to do cardiopulmonary resuscitation do not do so because they do not associate gasping with a heart attack, the study says.
Others realize a heart attack has taken place but think that the gasping means there is no need to begin resuscitation right away. But when the researchers reviewed 1,200 cardiac arrest cases that occurred outside the hospital, they found that the patients were gasping about a third of the time.
And as the minutes went by, the gasping went away, as did the chances of saving the patient.
The study found that among those patients given CPR, the survival rate was 39 percent for those who gasped. For those who did not gasp, it was 9 percent. Gaspers did better than nongaspers even when CPR was not given. — New York Times News Service

Friday, January 9, 2009

Haveli kay bhoot prait --Mustansar Hussain Tarar - Master piece

حویلی کے بھوت پریت۔۔۔۔(مستنصر حسین تارڑ)

ایک متناسب بدن کی دراز قامت خاتون میرے قریب سے گزریں تو میرا دل دھک سے رہ گیا اورمیں نے اپنی بیگم کے کندھے کوجھنجھوڑ کر کہا’’تم نے دیکھا؟ تم نے دیکھا؟‘‘
اس نے بیزار ہوکر ادھر ادھر دیکھا اورکہا’’کیادیکھا؟‘‘
’’ میں نے ہکلاتے ہوئے کہا’’وہ خاتون اس نے صرف ایک قمیض پہن رکھی ہے اور اورشاید شلوار پہننا بھول گئی ہے‘‘
’’کچھ حیا کرو‘‘اس نے مجھے ڈانٹا’’ تمہیں اونچی سوسائٹی کی محفلوں میںبیٹھنے کاکچھ تجربہ نہیں اس نے شلوار نہیں چست پاجامہ پہن رکھاہے
۔

جوگھٹنوں سے ذرا نیچے آکر ختم ہوجاتاہے ان دنوں یہی فیشن ہے۔
اب غور کیاتو واقعی قمیض کے آخر میں دوچار گرہ کچھ تھا لیکن پنڈلیاں عیاں تھیں اس دوران ایک اورخاتون ویڈیو کیمرے کی زد میںآئی تو میرا دل دوبارہ دھک سے رہ گیا’’ بیگم اب تم بتاؤ کہ اس خاتون نے کیا پہنا ہوا ہے اگر کچھ پہناہوا ہے تو ؟‘‘
بیگم نے مجھے بری طرح گھورا’’ تم اس عمر میں بھی باز نہیںآتے کیوں ادھر ادھر تانک جھانک کررہے ہو‘‘
’’بیگم میں اتنی دیرسے بیکار بیٹھا انگلیاں چٹخا رہاہوں کیا آنکھیں بند کرکے بیٹھ جاؤں‘‘ میں نے غصے میں آکرکہا’’ اور میں تانک جھانک نہیں کررہا یہاں موجود اکثر خواتین مجھ سے تانک جھانک کروا رہی ہیں آخر کیوں ایسے لباس پہنتی ہیں‘‘
’’ان دنوں یہی فیشن ہے‘‘ اس نے مسکرا کرکہا
اس دوران ایک نوجوان،قیاس تو یہی تھا کہ وہ ایک نوجوان تھا عجیب زنانہ سے کپڑے پہنے مٹکتاہوا ہمارے پاس سے گزر گیا۔
’’ہاہائے‘‘ میری بیگم نے لبوں پرہتھیلی رکھ کرکہا’’ یہ پتہ نہیں بندہ تھا یازنانی‘‘
’’ان دنوں یہی فیشن ہے‘‘ میں نے بدلہ لے لیا۔
کچھ دیربعد اس ہجوم میں میری بیگم کوایک شناسا خاتون نظر آگئیں اوروہ مجھے تنہا چھوڑ کرلپکتی ہوئی ان کے پاس چلی گئی کہ اسے ابھی تک کوئی جاننے والی نہ ملی تھی۔
یہ ایک بہت وسیع لان میں ایستادہ شاہی خیموں کے اندر ایک شاہانہ شادی کی تقریب تھی ان خیموں کااندرون روسی زاروںاورفرانسیسی بادشاہوں کے محلات سے کہیں زیادہ شان وشوکت اورزرق بھڑک والاتھا قدم قدم پر قد آدم آئینے تھے۔ سینکڑوں کی تعداد میں گلدستے تھے۔ ہزاروں لائٹس تھیں۔ ہرمیز کی آرائش جدا تھی۔ ایکڑ بھر کے رقبے میں بچھے قالین نئے نکور اورمہنگے ترین تھے۔ موسیقی تھی اورہزاروں مہمان مدعو تھے اوران میںسے بیشتر ایسے تھے جونہ سلام کرتے تھے اورنہ ہاتھ ملاتے تھے ایک دوسرے کودیکھتے ہی مختصرسا’’ہائے‘‘ کہہ کرچوما چاٹی میں مشغول ہوجاتے تھے۔ ظاہر ہے میں ان میںسے کسی کوبھی نہ جانتا تھا اور ظاہر ہے وہ مجھے نہ جانتے تھے بلکہ حیرت زدہ ہوتے تھے کہ اسے یہاں کس نے بلالیا ہے اور دوچار جوپہچان لیتے تھے وہ مربیانہ انداز میں میری حوصلہ افزائی کرکے گزر جاتے تھے کہ ہم آپ کودیکھتے رہتے ہیں یوآرگڈ اورمجھے بھوک لگی تھی اگرچہ میں رات کاکھانا قدرے تاخیر سے کھاتاہوں لیکن یہاںتو رات بھی گزرنے والی تھی اورکھانے کے ابتدائی آثار بھی کہیں نظر نہ آتے تھے ہجوم میں مجھے کچھ سیاستدان اور چندایک مشہور ہستیاں نظر آئیں جوکسی صاحب کومبارک باد دے رہے تھے کہ وہ چندروز میں مرکز میں وزیرہونے والے تھے۔ کچھ ایسے بھی تھے جومجھے کسی حد تک جانتے تھے لیکن آج کی شب وہ اجتناب کررہے تھے ،میرے ساتھ دیکھے جانا نہیںچاہتے تھے کہ آخر ایک ادیب اورکالم نگار کے ساتھ دیکھا جانا کچھ باعث توقیر نہ تھا اس دوران ایک خاصے فربہ صاحب دھم سے میرے برابر میں بیٹھ گئے اورامریکی الیکشن ،آئی ایم ایف کے قرضوں سے ہوتے ہوئے مہنگائی اورغربت تک آگئے وہ مجھ سے تبادلہ خیال کرنے کے خواہاں نہ تھے بلکہ میرے ذہنی ارتقا کی خاطر ایک تقریر سی کررہے تھے تارڑ صاحب اس ملک کیلئے میرا دل روتاہے یہ کہہ کرانہوں نے ایک بڑے رومال میںایک لمبی شوں کی میرا دل اس ملک کے غریبوںاور بھوکوں کیلئے روتا ہے لوگ خود کشیاں کررہے ہیں ،مہنگائی عروج پرہے اورحکومت کچھ نہیںکرتی‘‘
’’آپ کوکس نے بتایاہے کہ مہنگائی عروج پرہے؟‘‘
’’میرے ملازموں نے بتایاہے کہ ان کی روٹی پوری نہیںہوتی میں ان سے پوچھتا رہتاہوں‘‘
مجھے یقین تھا کہ اس تقریب میںشامل تمام لوگ نہایت حساس اور دردمند تھے اور اپنے ملازموں سے پوچھتے رہتے تھے کہ روٹی پوری ہوتی ہے یانہیں۔
روٹی کے ذکرسے میری بھوک پھربھڑک اٹھی اورمیں نے اپنے پاس بیٹھے ایک صاحب سے دریافت کیاکہ کھانا کب تک لگ جانے کاامکان ہے انہوں نے ذرا ناگواری سے کہاکہ ابھی تو بچیاں بھنگڑا ڈال رہی ہیں فارغ ہوجائیںتو پھرکھانابھی کھالیںگے درجن بھربچیاں دولہا دولہن کی سٹیج کے سامنے ہندوستانی فلمی گانوں کی موسیقی پردل کی اوربدن کی بھڑاس نکال رہی تھیں۔
بالآخر رات کے دوبجے کھانا نصیب ہوا میرے برابر میں بیٹھے فربہ صاحب غریبوں کی حالت زار پراتنے دکھی تھے کہ کم ازکم سو غریبوں کے حصے کاکھانا کھاگئے بعد میں قہوہ سرکتے ہوئے کہنے لگے’’آپ بھی تو ملک کی موجودہ صورتحال کے بارے میں کچھ کہئے‘‘
’’ میں نے حال ہی میںایک لطیفہ سناہے وہ پیش کرتاہوں‘‘
’’واہ واہ اتنے اچھے کھانے کے بعد لطیفوں کابہت لطف آتاہے‘‘
’’ایک پرانی حویلی کے بارے میں مشہور تھا کہ وہاں بھوت پریت رہتے ہیں ایک بچے نے ہمت کرکے اس کے دروازے پردستک دی تو دوصاحب باہر آگئے کہ کیابات ہے بچے نے کہاکہ جی ہم نے سناہے کہ اس حویلی کے اندر بھوت پریت رہتے ہیں تو وہ ہنس کرکہنے لگے نہیںبھئی ہم اس حویلی میں پچھلے سات آٹھ سوبرس سے رہتے ہیں بھوت پریت ہوتے تو ہمیں نظر نہ آتے۔ تو جناب پاکستان بھی ایک ایسی ہی حویلی ہے جس میں ایک عرصے سے بھوت پریت رہتے ہیں اوران میںسے بیشتر اس محفل میںموجود ہیں انہیں حویلی میں سے نکال دیجئے تو سب ٹھیک ہوجائے گا
’’اس محفل میںموجود ہیں؟‘‘انہوں نے حیرت سے کہا’’اگر ہوتے تو مجھے نظر نہ آتے

Monday, January 5, 2009

Moharram ul Haram - A gathering on Tuesday 6th January at BHB Islamic Centre, Auckland

Inshaallah there will be a programme on the importance of the first month of Islamic year, which started on 29 december 2008. This will be in Blockhouse Bay Islamic Centre 122 - 127 Blockhouse Bay Road. Auckland on Tuesday 6th January at 8:50 pm. The scholars will deliver speeches in English & Urdu. This is a great opportunity to learn about our history and importance of the month of Muharram. Pl come along with your family (seperate arrangements for women) specially your loving children to enhance their knowledge about Islam.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

who killed BB

Read between the line , this what Pakistan most powerful man is saying , he knows , who killed BB. his wife , he is still waiting for good time what is stopping him revealing names , if knows this much , why waste time and money for investigating by UNO , this man doesn't trust himself , nation is still in state of shock that how this man got up there , some time its looks like this man is Colon of mr Bush , great similarity between these tow is - they both don't know what they saying and what they are doing , what is happening around them , as they are choices of majority we should respect them      

A message for PAKNZ women from "Nashemun"

 We will appreciate it if you pass this message on to the community. Thanks
 
Assalam-o-Alykum
On behalf of "Nashemun" group wishing our "Sohni Dharti Pakistan" and all of the land of the long white clouds "New Zealand" 's citizens a happy, safe and peaceful new year. Atiya Syed.
 
 
A message for PAKNZ women from "Nashemun"

The Committee members of "Nashemun" Pakistani New Zealander (PAKNZ) Women's Social Group invites you to attend a workshop to achieve our Pakistani Community's Women's social needs in the Multi-ethnic New Zealand society. Please do come and bring your friends from the Pakistani community. It is a great opportunity to express your views in front of a representative of the Auckland City Council. Here are the details,
WHEN: 10th of Janury2009 1.30 P.M. to 4.oo p.m.
Where: Wesley community centre 740 Sandringham road Mt Roskill
If you are interested please contact Atiya Syed (09) 627 5853 Asma Saleem (09)845-4210  Shagufta Khan:(09)635-5620 MRS Shahzad (09)625-2124 Sayyada Junaid (09)620-1292

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Aasaan Urdu

http://www.siasat.com/english/index.php?option=content&task=view&id=200167&Itemid=75&cattitle=Useful%20Links
A software to learn Urdu - Try this for your children - Easy to follow

DW Germany -Website competition -A great opportunity to visit Germany

31.12.2008

For more information, Pl visit

http://www.dw-world.de/dw/article/0,,3890463,00.html




Friday, January 2, 2009

Urgent Appeal

http://www.alimdaad.com/HomePage1.aspx

Pl click the link above for details. Thanks

Dr Ashraf Chaudhry in Islamabad

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Pakistan Association of New Zealand

Hello Sir / Madam

We, on behalf of Pakistan Association of New Zealand, express our best wishes on the occasion of start of the year 2009 and pray almighty a prosperous safe and healthy environment for all of us and our loved ones.

Kindly note that we have launched our new website as under :

http://panz01.multiply.com/

Pl do visit this site and join us with your kind  advices and suggestions

With warm regards,
 

Pakistan Association of New Zealand

Great News

From: MSN Nicknameasimkhan0  (Original Message) Sent: 12/29/2008 2:07 PM
Great News now you can move to Australia and your family will be looked after by the NZ Governemnt
You go there pary five times and be happy. Savings both ways. wah wah wah
 
Above mentioned is sent by Mr Khan to MSN. Sohni Dharti