A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another
and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain
out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing
for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are
way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is
looking for work, and the other half preparing for war
Monday, September 29, 2008
"You guys are way behind
Sunday, September 28, 2008
ECONOMICS
Nafis Akhtar
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.
INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
> You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don't have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.
You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
>
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad cows.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
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ALL SPEECHES AROUND 4:15am to 5:00am
Saturday, September 20, 2008
OUR PRESIDENT & MR.10%
PROPE RTIES OF ASIF ALI ZARDA RI.
THE LOCAL ASSET S ARE:
Plot no. 121, Phase VIII, DHA Karac hi.
Agric ultur al land situa ted in Deh Dali Wadi, Taluk a, Tando Allah Yar.
Agric ultur al prope rty locat ed in Deh Tahoo ki Taluk a, Distr ict Hyder abad measu ring 65. 15 acres .
Agric ultur al land falli ng in Deh 76- Nusra t, Taluk a, Distr ict Nawab shah measu ring 827.
14 acres
Agric ultur al land situa ted in Deh 76- Nusra t, Taluk a, Distr ict Nawab shah measu ring 293.
18 acres
Resid entia l plot No 3 (Now House ) Block No B-I, City Surve y No 2268 Ward- A Nawab shah
Huma Heigh ts ( Asif Apart ments ) 133, Depot Lines , Commi ssari at Road, Karac hi
Trade Tower Build ing 3/ CL/V Abdul lah Haroo n Road, Karac hi
House No 8, St 19, F- 8/2, Islam abad
Agric ultur al land in Deh 42 Dad Taluk a/ Distr ict Nawab shah
Agric ultur al land in Deh 51 Dad Taluk a Distt Nawab shah
Plot No 3 & 4 Sikni ( resid entia l) Near
Housi ng Socie ty Ltd.
Nawab shah
CafT Shera z (C.S No.. 2231/ 2 & 2231/ 3) Nawab shah
Agric ultur al land in Deh 23- Deh Taluk a & Distr ict Nawab shah
Agric ultur al prope rty in Deh 72- A, Nusra t Taluk a, Nawab shah
Agric ultur al land in Deh 76- Nusra t Taluk a, Nawab shah
Plot No.
A/ 136 Surve y No 2346 Ward A Gover nment Emplo yee' s Coope rativ e Housi ng Socie ty Ltd, Nawab shah
Agric ultur al land in Deh Jaryo on Taluk a Tando Allah Yar, Distt .
Hyder abad
Agric ultur al land in Deh Aroro Taluk a Tando Allah Yar
Agric ultur al land in Deh Nonda ni Taluk a Tando Allah Yar
Agric ultur al land in Deh Lotko Taluk a Tando Allah Yar
Agric ultur al land in Deh Jhol Taluk a Tando Allah Yar
Agric ultur al land in Deh Kanda ri Taluk a Tando Allah Yar
Agric ultur al land in Deh Deghi Taluk a Tando Moham mad Khan
Agric ultur al land in Deh Rahoo ki Taluk a, Hyder abad
Prope rty in Deh Charo Taluk a, Badin
Agric ultur al prope rty in Deh Dali Wadi Taluk a, Hyder abad
Five acres prime land allot ted by DG KDA in 1995/ 96
4, 000 kanal s on Simli Dam
80 acres of land at Hawke s Bay
13 acres of land at Maj Gulra di (KPT Land)
One acre plot, GCI, Clift on
One acre of land, State Life ( Inter natio nal Cente r, Sadar )
FEBCs worth Rs.
4 milli on
SHARE S IN SUGAR MILLS INCLU DE:
Sakra nd Sugar Mills Nawab shah
Ansar i Sugar
Mills Hyder abad
Mirza Sugar Mills Badin
Pangr io Sugar Mills Thatt a
Bacha ni Sugar Mills Sangh ar
FRONT COMPA NIES IN FOREI GN COUNT RIES:
Bomer Fiann ce Inc, Briti sh Virgi n Islan ds
Maris ton Secur ities Inc, ' ' '
Marle ton Busin ess S A, ' ' '
Capri corn Tradi ng S A, ' ' '
Fagar ita Consu lting INc, ' ' '
Marvi l Assoc iated Inc, , ' ' '
Pawnb ury Finan ce Ltd, ' ' '
Oxton Tradi ng Limit ed, ' ' '
Brins len Inves t S A, ' ' '
Chimi tex Holdi ng S A, ' ' '
Elkin s Holdi ng S A, ' ' '
Minis ter Inves t Ltd, ' ' '
Silve rnut Inves tment Inc, ' ' '
Tacol en Inves tment Ltd, ' ' '
Marlc rdon Inves t S A, ' ' '
Dusta n Tradi ng Inc, ' ' '
Recon struc tion and Devel opmen t Finan ce Inc, ' ' '
Nassa m Alexa nder Inc.
Westm inste r Secur ities Inc.
Laptw orth Inves tment Inc 202, Saint Marti n Drive , West Jacks onvil le
Intra Foods Inc.
3376, Lomre l Grove , Jacks onvil le, Flori da
Dynat el Tradi ng Co, Flori da
A..S Realt y Inc.
Palm Beach Garde ns Flori da
Bon Voyag e Trave l Consu ltanc y Inc, Flori da
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PROPE RTIES IN UK ARE:
355 acre Rockw ood Estat e, Surre y (Now stand s admit ted)
Flat 6, 11 Queen sgate Terra ce, Londo n SW7
26 Palac e Mansi ons, Hamme rsmit h Road, Londo n W14
27 Pont Stree t, Londo n, SW1
20 Wilto n Cresc ent, Londo n SW1
23 Lord Chanc ellor Walk, Coomb e Hill, Kings ton, Surre y
The Mansi on, Warre n Lane, West Hamps tead, Londo n
A flat at Queen sgate Terra ce, Londo n
House s at Hamme rsmit h Road, Wilto n Cresc ent, Kings ton and in Hamps tead.
PROPE RTIES IN BELGI UM ARE:
12-3 Boule vard De- Nieup ort, 1000, Bruss els, ( Build ing conta ining 4 shops and 2 large apart ments )
Chaus ee De- Mons, 1670, Bruss els
PROPE RTIES IN FRANC E ARE:
La Manoi r De La Reine Blanc he and prope rty in Canne s
PROPE RTIES IN USA -- in the name of Asif Zarda ri and manag ed by Shimm y Qures hi are:
Stud farm in Texas
Welli ngton Club East, West Palm Beach
12165 West Fores t Hills , Flori da
Escue Farm 13, 524 India Mound , West Palm Beach
3, 220 Santa Barba ra Drive , Welli ngton Flori da
13, 254 Polo Club Road, West Palm Beach Flori da
3, 000 North Ocean Drive , Singe r Islan ds, Flori da
525 South Flage r Drive r, West Palm Beach , Flori da
Holid ay Inn Houst on Owned by Asif Ali Zarda ri, Iqbal Memon and Sadar - ud- Din Hashw ani
BANK ACCOU NTS IN FOREG N COMPA NIES ARE:
Union Bank of Switz erlan d ( Accou nt No. 552. 343, 257. 556. 60Q, 433. 142. 60V, 216. 393.
60T)
Citib ank Priva te Limit ed ( SWZ) ( Accou nt No.
34203 4)
Citib ank N A Dubai ( Accou nt No.
81809 7)
Barcl ays Bank ( Suiss e) ( Accou nt No.
62290 209)
Barcl ays Bank ( Suiss e) ( Accou nt No.
62274 400)
Banqu e Centr ade Ormar d Burru s S A
Banqu e Pache S A
Banqu e Picte t & Cie
Banqu e La Henin , Paris ( Accou nt No.
00101 95355 2)
Bank Natin ede Paris in Genev a ( Accou nt NO.. 563. 726.
9)
Swiss Bank Corpo ratio n
Chase Manha ttan Bank Switz erlan d
Ameri can Expre ss Bank Switz erlan d
Socie te De Banqu e Swiss ee
Barcl ays Bank ( Knigh tsbri dge Branc h) ( Accou nt No.
90991 473)
Barcl ays Bank, Kings ton and Chels ea Branc h, ( Sort Code 20- 47- 34135 )
Natio nal Westm inste r
Bank, Alwyc h Branc h ( Accou nt No.
96832 30)
Habib Bank ( Pall Mall Branc h).
Natio nal Westm inste r Bank, Barki ng Branc h, ( Accou nt No. 28558 999).
Habib Bank AG, Moorg ate, Londo n EC2
Natio nal Westm inste r Bank, Edgwa re Road, Londo n
Banqu e Finan ciei E Dela Citee , Credi t Suiss e
Habib Bank AG Zuric h, Switz erlan d
Picte t Et Cie, Genev a
Credi t Agric ole, Paris
Credi t Agrid olf, Branc h 11, Place Brevi er, 76440 , Forge s Les Faux
Credi t Agric ole, Branc h Haute – Norma ndie, 76230 , Boise Chill aum
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!!!
Friday, September 19, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Thursday, September 11, 2008
STOP watching programe of "Dr AAMIR LIAQUAT HUSSAIN on GEO T.V
Request to All Muslim Umma to FORWARD this mail
to whole world, please shows your sprit, Allah
Subhanawatala gives you regards.
Movie Clips attached
We strongly condemn his act against Shaba Karam;
You don't know his true face, without even knowing him.
I mean to say that he is destroying ISLAM slowly slowly
just watch him cursing Sahabas and father -in-laws of our beloved Prophet Muhammad PBUH. Watch and hear
him with your own eyes just go to video.google and
search for amir liaqat hussain and watch and listen
him with your own eyes and ears right now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOMyIkjWthg
Geo TV aur Islam Ka Dushman Dr Amir Liaqat
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We request the noble visitors to file a complaint regarding this issue at the following address of Geo Television, protesting against this heinous act by Amir Liaqat and demanding that he be banned from Geo Television Contact to GEO TV Contact Geo
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Condolence
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Monday, September 8, 2008
PROPHET SAYING AND SCIENCE
BIMILAH HIRAHMANIRAHIM
ASSALAMUALIKUM
TODAY
SCIENCE IS
DOING
MANY
RESEARCHES
ON THINGS
WHICH
ARE
EXTREMELY
NEEDED
FOR
A HUMAN
HEALTH
.
.
.
.
IF YOU
NOTE
ON THE
RESULTS
FOUND
BY THEM
YOU
MAY SEE
THAT
THEY ALL
RESEMBLE
TO
THE SAYINGS
OF OUR PROPHET
MUHAMMAD P.B.U.H
.
.
.
HERE ARE
SOME
USEFUL
RESEARCHES
AND
SAYINGS
WHICH RESEMBLE
.
.
.
.
FIRST OF
ALL
OUR PROPHET
SAID TO
SIT WHILE
DRINKING WATER
AND SCIENCE
SAYS
THAT IF
WE DON'T SIT
AND DRINK WATER
IT MAY CAUSE
HURT TO OUR
STOMACH
AND SUCH A
DANGEROUS
THAT IT
MAY LEAD TO
SUCH A
HORROR FULL
CAUSE
SO IF YOU
DONT WANT
TO LIVE YOU
CAN STAND
AND
DRINK WATER
.
.
.
.
SECOND
OUR HOLY
PROPHET
USUALLY
SLEEP BY
TURNING TOWARDS
RIGHT HAND
SCIENCE SAYS THAT
IF YOU
SLEEP BY
TURNING
TOWARDS LEFT
IT CAUSE
LOAD ON YOUR
HEART
AND IF YOU SLEEP
STRAIGHT
YOUR
BLOOD CANNOT
CIRCULATE PROPERLY
AND IT
MAY LEAD TO HEART
ATTACK
AND WHEN
YOU
SLEEP
ON TURNING TO RIGHT
YOU GET
REST FULL
SLEEP
SO WHAT DO YOU WANT ITS
YOUR WILL
.
.
.
.
THIRD
OUR PROPHET
ALWAYS
WASH HIS
HAND
BEFORE EATING
AND NEVER DRIED THEM
BEFORE GOING TO THE DINING
SCIENCE HAS
PROVED
THAT
IF WE DRY
OUR HANDS
AFTER WASHING THEM
ALL THE DIRT
AND BACTERIA
IN THAT TOWEL ATTACHES
TO THE HAND
AND WHEN WE
EAT IT
LEADS
TO STOMACH
.
.
.
.
FOURTH
OUR PROPHET
SAID
THAT
IF A DOG
LICKS A
UTENSIL
OF EATING
THAT IS
IN THE
PLATE
WHICH WE
EAT
IF WE WASH IT 7
TIMES
IT IS HILLAL
IN ISLAM
A FRENCH
SCIENTIST
HAS
PROVED
THAT IF A DOG
LICKS
THE PLATE
AND IF
WE WASH IT
SEVEN TIMES
IT IS
ALL OUT
OF GERMS
AND BACTERIA
.
.
.
.
THERE ARE
MANY OF
SAYINGS
AND
RESEARCHES
WHICH RESEMBLE
AND IF I TELL
THEM ALL
A WHOLE LIFE
SHALL BE
GONE IN
READING
.
.
.
.
OUR HOLY
PROPHET
HAS
GRANTED HIS
ALL SAYINGS
TO MUSLIMS
SO THAT THEY REMAIN
ALWAYS FIRST
TO TELL
BUTT
SORROW IS
THAT WE HAVE ALL
THESE
KNOWLEDGE
WITH US
BUT WE ARE
NOT MAKING ANY
USE OF IT
SO START
MAKING USE
OF IT
AND FORWARD THIS
MESSAGE TO
MANY AS YOU
CAN
ALLAH HAFIZ
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Friday, September 5, 2008
RAMADAN
And keep up prayer and pay the poor-rate and bow down with those who bow down. |
[Sahih Bukhari : volume 3, Book 31, Number 140]
Narrated Hazrat Adi bin Hatim (Radi Allah Anhu): When the above verses was revealed: "Until the white thread appears to you , distinct from the black thread," I took two (hair) strings one black and one white , and kept them under my pillow and went on looking at them throughout the night but could not make anything out of it. So, the next morning I went to Allah's Messenger Muhammad (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ), and told him the whole story. He explained me, "That the verse means the darkness of night and blackness of drawn."
Narrated Anas bin Malik (Radi Allah Anhu), The Prophet Muhammad (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ) said, "Take Sehri as there is a blessing in it."
[Sahih Bukhari : volume 3, Book 31, Number 144]
Narrated Hazrat Anas (Radi Allah Anhu) : Zaid bin Thabit (Radi Allah Anhu) said, " We took the Sehri with Prophet Muhammad (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ) then He (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ) stood for As-Salat (the prayer)." I asked, "What was the interval between the Sahur and the Adhan?" He replied, "The interval was sufficient to recite fifty verses of Quran."
Narrated Ibn Abi Aufa (Radi Allah Anhu), Prophet Muhammad (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ) said, "When you see night falling from this side, the person observing fast should break its fast", and he beckoned with his finger towards east.
Hazrat Asma bin Abi Bakr (Radi Allah Anhu) said, "We broke our fast during the lifetime of the Prophet Muhammad (sal-allahu- alleihi-wasallam ) on a cloudy day and then the sun appeared."
Thursday, September 4, 2008
ELECTRIC CAR
SHAH ALAM, Malaysia: A Dutch-based company announced plans yesterday to produce affordable electric cars by the end of 2009, promising they will be much more powerful than existing models and have zero emissions. Detroit Electric is in negotiations with Malaysia’s national automaker, Proton, to produce the car in this Southeast Asian nation and is also talking to a German and a US carmaker, said the company’s chief executive, Albert Lam. He declined to name the companies. “We believe in affordable electric vehicles for the public. That is our dream ... to find innovative ways to counter global warming,” Lam told a news conference before journalists test drove a sports car, a sedan and a subcompact car fitted with Detroit Electric’s technology. Malaysian Prime Minister Abdullah Badawi drove the sedan Sunday when he arrived at a National Day parade — which officials called a testament of the government’s commitment to finding green alternatives to tackle rising fuel prices. Lam said the car would use lithium ion batteries and a motor developed in-house. “When people tell you it (an electric car) runs at a slow speed and you can’t charge it, that is not true,” Lam said at Proton’s test track in central Shah Alam city. An Associated Press journalist who drove the sports car felt it zoom from zero to 100 km per hour in less than five seconds, comparable to gasoline-powered sports cars. Most electric cars developed so far are quite a bit heavier than regular cars, weighed down by their battery and motor, which limits their acceleration. Existing models were used for the demonstration — the sports car was a modified Lotus — but the company will create their own designs and market the vehicles under the Detroit Electric brand, named after a now-defunct US company that produced electric cars in 1907. Lam bought the rights to the name to restore its historical legacy. Detroit Electric’s chief scientist, Frits van Breemen-Schneider, who invented the motor, said it is four to 12 times lighter than existing motors and has a much higher power-to-weight ratio. It can produce 5 kilowatts of power per kilogram, whereas the best electric car in existence can only produce 0.25 kilowatts per kilogram, he said. The 80,000 ringgit ($24,000) price tag of the car will be more expensive than conventional vehicles in Malaysia, though the additional expense would be offset by fuel savings |
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Monday, September 1, 2008
RAMADAN MUBARAK
~ Ramadan Mubarak ~
Dear brothers and sisters in Islam,
Hope Insha`Allah this post will find you all in the best of health and at the highest state of Iman.