Meet and Greats

Pakistan Association of NZ invites all community members to meet and greets High Commissioner of Pakistan ,

Sat 4^th of October 2008

2: 30 pm to 5pm

New Windsor primary School New Windsor

RAMADAN COMPETITION NEWS

 

       

RAMADAN COMPETITION RESULT

Ramadan under 15 speech competition on Radio apna990am

Two winner

1)Defending Champion Syed Abdullah Nabi(Student of Molana Hafiz Junaid)

2)Abdur Rahman Bangi(Blockhouse Bay Islamic Centre Student of Molana Abu Bakar Bangi)

 

QURAN COMPETITION

Ramadan Quran Tilawat competition on Radio Tarana

1st: Defending champion Syed Abdullah Nabi 9 years old Student of Molana Hafiz Junaid

2nd: Umayr Mahmood 8 years old student of New Zealand Islamic Eudcation Centre Favona Road Mangere

3rd:Syeeda Fatima Nabi 5 years old Student of New Zealand Islamic Education centre Favona Road Mangere & Umme Hani 8 years old Student of South Auckland Muslim Association(SAMA)

 

"You guys are way behind

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another
and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain
out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing
for war in four weeks."


The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are
way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is
looking for work, and the other half preparing for war

ECONOMICS

 

                       From:

Nafis Akhtar

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

INDIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

> You worship them.

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment.

You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You go on strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

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BRITISH ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS

You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.

You charge others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS

You have two cows.

You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.

EID MUBARAK

                              

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Wsalaam

Shahji and Family

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