A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"
Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend
Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta
Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "
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Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on
the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
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A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to
think- I'm sardar! "
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