Q: If you are flying in an airplane and it gets on fire where do you come out?
A: In the news.
A: In the news.
Q: Did you hear about the cannibals that attended the wedding?
A: They toasted the bride and groom.
A: They toasted the bride and groom.
One day Little Jonnie says to his father:
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes...Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes...Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
shahji
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Lab Results An old man goes to see the doctor and gets some tests. When the results come in, the doctor calls the old man in and says, “You'd better sit down. It's pretty bad.” The old man, naturally, gets all nervous and asks, “What is it, Doc? Don't hold back -- just give it to me straight.” “Well,” says the doctor, “you have cancer and you have Alzheimers.” The man replies, “Wow. Well, at least I don't have cancer.”
A collection of Urdu jokes ( Lataaif )
SHAHJI
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