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A man realized he needed to purchase a
hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to
spend much money. "How much do they run?"
he asked the clerk.

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The clerk put the device around the man's
neck. "You just stick this button in your
ear and run this little string down to your
pocket," he instructed.

"How does it work?" the customer asked.

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replied. "But when people see it on you,
they'll talk louder!"

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An evening of inspiration

An evening of inspiration

Ahmad Abu Ghazaly , a well known figure in Pakistani community in Australia for his HAMD O NAAT is here in Auckland to promote his CD of HASBI RABBI

Program is on Sunday 25^th July

Time : 5 Pm to 6 Pm

Place :Main Masjid Otahoho

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A talking chicken

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken

Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where

Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and

so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is

falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the

class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said:

'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to continue for 10 minutes.

Pakistani students

Pakistani students are important part of Pakiwis life in New Zealand and our asset for the future. Pakistan Association of New Zealand has always given due importance to this part of community and tried to incorporate them in planning and activities. PANZ has also established a Student Council that is aimed to act as a communicative bridge between Pak students and PANZ as well as the wider community. This has helped us in identifying student problems and understanding their needs that basically revolves round the following.

 

1-     If we go by the current assessment, 20 to 30 Pakistani Students would be able to complete their degrees by the mid or end of the next year. Their settlement in New Zealand currently depends upon the availability of job offers from NZ market. Its our collective responsibility to stand by them and do our best in arranging or finding job offers for them. They are not “others” but “ours” and should be taken with the same spirit. Pakistan Association of New Zealand gets lot of such “job offer search” requests from the student’s community and we in return always persuade Pak businessmen for the provision of the same. The results bring nothing positive most of the time. This message is just to motivate and convince us all that we are the first hope of student community and it is time to take care of future of Pakiwis in New Zealand. PANZ requests business community to help us when they hear a “job offer” knock on their door by a Pakistani student.

 

2-     Student life is comparatively hard in New Zealand where they have to undergo a very tough schedule of study and work. All most all of Pakistani students drive taxis and are hardly able to manage their college/Uni fees after going through a sheer hard work. Any small incident or financial loss can disrupt their whole plan. Sometime they even fail to reach the fee target and struggle around to make it by various means .Pakistan Association has come across many such incidents where a student desperately needed some money to go to the next semester because of some incident or deficiency in fee amount. Though we have always tried to be of some help, the need of having an emergency fund for such like occasions is of primary importance now. If established, this fund can provide Qarze-Hasna to Pak students (this may include other needy people in the long term) on specific and well laid out terms and conditions. At present we do not have any such fund under PANZ. Therefore we are seeking suggestions for the possibility of such fund establishment and its working methodology. Until the establishment of such fund, we will welcome if few among well to do Pak businessmen volunteer for provision of the proposed Qarze-Hasna to any needy student who is in dire need. We will make sure the process should remain fool-proof and guaranteed.

 

Please forward your suggestions to us via any means of communication.

 

Regards

Shahid Azad

President

Pakistan Association of New Zealand

Ph: 6260149                  Mob: 027 2737903              Email: panz_inc@hotmail.com

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Important document!

Faith

Faith or believe, is it really important in the life of a Muslim ask this question from yoursel before futher go into the detals of this very simple or complicated issue, because if you know it or grasp it, its very simple and if you don't know or only know what have been described by some illiterate Mullah then you are in darkness.  We should know that all the sectarianism, bifercation or terrirism is deeply linked with our faith or believe, so many of our social injustices and economic problems are due to our faith, so we should try to conceive what we are and what we should be. 

 

Faith,  God is one, we should obey his rules and worship him, this is our faith from the time of holy Prophet. Later on during the time of Banu Umayah then Abbasids and then with the help of some  muslims traitors, infidals and self made scholars we changed the rules and ways of worships now our faith has modified it is " God is one apply rules of your sects and worship as its allowed in your religious sectarian books " so we are muslims only to the extant that we believe God is one and more from this point we are nothing, we have invented our own rules of obediency and style of worships, this is very dangerous state of affairs, now a days I am in Pakistan and try to study this matter and collecting all the relevant material, may God help me in finding right of rights  ....tobe continued   from Professor Sadeed Masood

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Right To be Wrong

A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference
between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take another example," she said. "If I were
to get into a man's pocket and take his billfold with all his money,
what would I be?"
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts
out, "you'd be his wife!"

To whom it may concern:

Simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few signs in well-placed locations. Dear Mr. Butcher, starting tomorrow, please leave eight pounds of meat for Brutus. Six pounds only makes him angry and vicious!

 Dear Mr. Mailman, we found bloodstains all over our mail. They must be yours. The next time you put mail into our slot, please be sure to keep all parts of your body well clear of all openings. P.S. - Any sign of that book we sent for, "The Care and Feeding of Wild Jungle Cats"?

 Dear Mr. Exterminator, be very careful when you go inside! The termites have eaten through most of the floorboards and you will fall into the basement where all of the rats are! To whom it may concern: Some of the items in this house have been engraved with Federal Identification Numbers. Others have merely been

Sand & Stone

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:

"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE."

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath. The one who had been slapped got stuck in the marsh and started drowning, but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:

"TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE."

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him, "After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone,why?" The other friend replied: "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

Do you have what it takes

The Immigration Minister says a shake-up in the way the Immigration Service works will mean new migrants will find work more quickly.

Paul Swain denies this week's decision to drop the number of points needed for residency will mean a lower standard of migrant.

He says the service has been using a new system, and deliberately started with a high pass mark to make sure it worked.

Mr Swain says the old attitude of sitting back and waiting for applications is gone.

In future, applications will be encouraged from people with skills that match those in short supply in the labour force.

He denies the government is letting standards slip by dropping the pass mark.

The official target was lifted this week to 45,000 thousand new migrants, plus or minus 5,000.

To achieve that, the number of points required to gain residency has been dropped.

Mr Swain says the way the Immigration Service works is changing from a passive and reactive role, to one that actively goes out to look for the right migrants.

He says until now, the service has just sat back and waited for applications to come in.

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Joke of the day

Some body told this joke at recent PANZ function

One lion decided to get married and he ordered all the animal to attend his wedding, it was big wedding , during the wedding ceremony one mouse come in and starts dance,he dance ,dance ,dance , every body stares thinking what’s gone wrong in this mouse, they told lion about this delirious mouse, loin ordered to stop the party and asked mouse that what’s wrong with him why he is dancing like this, mouse reply “I used to be a lion before wedding”

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Quran Khawani

This is to inform all the community members that 1- Quran Khawani for the deceased sister of Nasir Khan will be held in Al Mustafa Mosque Otahuhu on 3 July 2004 between 3 to 5pm. All Pakistani brothers are requested to attend the programme. 2- Quran Khawani for the deceased father in law of Shandar Abbas will be held in Lynnfield Islamic Center143 White Swan Road Mt. Roskill on 4 July 2004 at 1 pm. A separate Quran Khawani for ladies will be held in 43 Athenic Ave Lynnfield at the same time. Pakistan Association of New Zealand expresses its deep sorrow at the demise of the dear ones of Nasir Khan and Shandar Abbas and paray God almighty keep the souls of the deceased in the best of heavenly places.

Radio Broadcasting

Pakistan Association of New Zealand is urgently looking for the people who want to be in the exciting world of as hosts, news reader, actors or commentators. Pakistan Association of New Zealand in conjunction with Apna FM is starting a four hour programme for Pakistani on every Tuesday. The structure of the programme has already been planned and “Musica Night” will be action in coming few weeks. We are looking for a wide range of people who can excel in any form while being with us in Musica Night. The programme is divided in three parts and is designed to include things that suit every body from young to old. Please call us immediately if you want your voice to be heard on the Radio and make a name for yourself.Call us on the numbers given at the bottom and start your new journey from unknown to the known.

 

This above initiative is in the background that a joint meeting of Pakistan Association of New Zealand and APNA FM was held on 30^th of June 2004. PANZ gave community view regarding ongoing programme on Apna FM and expressed its disappointment that despite its considerable strength and legacy of carrying Urdu language representation of Pakistani music and other related stuff in broad casting world is minimum. PANZ President Shahid Azad and Vice President Kashif Chaudhry explained to the radio management the significance of Pakistan in Urdu speaking perspective and importance of Pakistani music to the audience. Pakistan Association of New Zealand is currently engaged with number of ethnic radio and TV service providers to enhance the community image and make it an active part of Urdu and Hindi speaking audio and visual ventures.

 

 

President

Shahid Azad

Ph:6260149                        Mob: 027 2737903

 

General Secretary

Haroon Ahmad

Mob:0212953323