A talking chicken

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken

Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where

Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and

so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is

falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the

class, "And what do you think that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said:

'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

The teacher was unable to continue for 10 minutes.