Complicated English

Read the paragraph below...   and try to understand the meaning.   Then look for the answer below. Test yourself first. 'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified. 'One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently, the second member of the team performed self-rotational translation, orientated in the same direction taken by the first team member.' ANY GUESSES WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT??? Scroll down to understand :.......in simple English what does this translate to? 'Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown And Jill came tumbling after!'

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