Thursday, January 30, 2003

Aaeyeye Billa G say Milyey

Khawateen o Hazraat!

Ek Mulakaat prograam main aap sab ko khush Amdeed! Is baar hum nay Sohni Dharti ki aik Mash'hoor o Marrof Hasti! Izzat Maa'aab "*Billa G~*" ko apney studio main davat di hai!
aap apney sawalaat tayyar keejyeye! jaisay hi Billa G jee Studio main ati hain Interview shuru ho ga! aap humain screen per arehe number "00900 - 007007" per Fone kerkey apna sawal kalamband kerva saktey hain.


aaj khilaaf e mamool main khud pehla sawal apney Mehmaan say kerna chahoonga!

Question NO 1 : Kiya aap gharr main bhi apni do personalites (friendly/Funny) and (authorative) ko carry kerti hain ya yeh baat sirf  Sohni Dharti Tak hai ?

What s your New year resolation

  <<...>> What's your
> new years resolution?
>
> Support life ... donate blood!
>
> At New Year's Eve we all make fresh resolutions to challenge and push
> ourselves throughout the year.
>
> Why not decide to save 12 lives in 2003!
> This is simply done by donating blood every 3 months
>
> One unit of blood saves 3 lives!!
>
> We rely on donors from companies like yours to help us meet Auckland
> regions Hospitals blood requirements
>
> Transport available for groups of 3 or more  to and from the Epsom Donor
> Centre
>
>
> Please see your company co-ordinator   Billa G if you are interested in
> donating blood and saving lives
>
> Kind regards
> Angelique Mahomed
> Donor Recruiter
> New Zealand Blood Service
>
> Tel: 09-523-5749 ext 7834

Wednesday, January 29, 2003

World Cup - March

 

Sat 01

Day

8am GMT

35

Kenya

v

Bangladesh

B

Sat 01

Day

8am GMT

36

Pakistan

v

India

A

Sun 02

Day

8am GMT

37

Australia

v

England

A

Mon 03

Day

8am GMT

38

New Zealand

v

Canada

B

Mon 03

D/N

12.30 GMT

39

South Africa

v

Sri Lanka

B

Mon 03

Day

8am GMT

40

Namibia

v

Holland

A

Tues 04

Day

8am GMT

41

West Indies

v

Kenya

B

Tues 04

Day

8am GMT

42

Zimbabwe

v

Pakistan

A

Tuesday, January 28, 2003

I am curious..?

I am new here and Im curious to know if anyone has a Profile at www.AdultMatch.com I do and im looking to meet someone on it. Go there and message me, it doesnt cost anything, which is obvious because you dont need your credit card number to "authenticate".
If you want message me, my name is "destiny" on the site, hopefully ill hear from someone soon. oh.. I like anyone and do anything
www.AdultMatch.com

need Information!

Hi!
  I am salman ,An Engineer  living n lahore pakistan and wanna get immigration of New zealand ,will any one tell me what are the prespects of the jobs there and education standard in NZ ,i am earning 10000 rupee since 2000 from a factory which frustate me .
 

Hello,some questions




Sunday, January 26, 2003

I am Tilla G

Ho Ho---
I am Tilla G and here to participate in the group.
Am I welcome?
 
 

Tuesday, January 21, 2003

A IE 6.0 patch



This is a IE 6.0 patch

I expect you would like it.

Once Again Raula

Gooda`y, back after long time.Leg Pulling started again.Welldone guys.
This seems more Anti-PANZ than independent chating place.I think you should not be biased.
I am back in Auckland and found lot of help around, also heard rumours about inside PANZ stories, don`t know much about it, heard mixed reaction about its performance but majority agreed it is good than past.We should help this body to come out of trouble(if there is any) than criticising blindly.
let us talk about other things too, light and constructive.
 

Monday, January 20, 2003

commitment / dependency



Hello PANZ leaders,

Since after election we are expecting some big gathering from the new office
bearers of Pakistan Association. During election every participant promised
to be loyal and humble to the community irrespective of the win win or win
loose situation. Both parties were keen to take the responsibilities of
leadership. Pakistani community cast thier vote to whom ever they believe
could be the right pannel. community has gone through this process and now
it is leaders turn to show the trust and respect that they gained. If they
don't sort out their internal matters, for sure they will loose trust. We
really don't know what the problem is? If PANZ don't fulfil the expectations
of members, then they should give up. Leadership gives dependency. Everyone
is depending on them, either they pull themselve out and give chance to
someone else OR show their tallent, YES we are the leaders.
If they require any funds, we can assist them in filling up apllications or
making projects, but please come forward as you came for VOTE.
A concerned member
reply me ASAP





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Sunday, January 19, 2003

what about a eid milan programme

CAN ANY BODY TELL ME ABOUT THE EID MILAN  PARTY WHEN AND WHERE IT IS  CUZ TILL NOW NO BODY GIVE A DATE FOR THAT BILLA GI  PLZ TELL US WHEN AND WHERE IT GONA  BE

Friday, January 17, 2003

Phd

 

>Sardar Singh was very keen on doing his Ph.D. He was in search of a

>subject on which no one did any research before! As he was thinking over it, he

>found a cockroach on the table in from of him. He decided instantly to

>do a research on the roach. He picked the roach and put it in the centre of

>the table and said: "Run". The roach ran. He pulled out one leg of the

>roach, put it again in the centre of he table and said: "Run". The roach

>ran. He pulled one more leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table and

>said: "Run". The roach ran. This way the roach tried to run even when it had

>just one leg. He pulled last leg of the roach, put it again in the centre of the table

>and said: Run". The roach could not! Our Professor was satisfied with his

>study and started writing his thesis: "When you pull out all the legs of a

>roach, it cannot hear anymore".

HEIGHT OF REVENGE

 

>Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and

>We had to spend sleepless nights. Sardarji was also experiencing the same every

>time he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound

>"guooonn, guooonn." He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but

>the problem remains persistent.

>Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand.He is very

>kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. Happy as he

>is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he

>finds the mosquito falling in to deep sleep in his hands. So he goes near it

>and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

>

Thursday, January 16, 2003

It is time to spit

Yes you are right it time to spit, according to my reliable sources accounts of PANZ are disturbing and Raja is reluctant to transfer the accounts to new body, you are right it getting bitter, because PANZ money were used by Raja to boost up personal image, $1200 were given to cricket team and $500 given to other person from PANZ and PANZ is out there asking money, there is big “WHY”, asked by one notable 924 members each pay $5 is more then $4000 + $2000 come from panels where that money is gone , it was people money and people want accountability , It time to sawllow the spit

Wednesday, January 15, 2003

IT IS TIME TO SPIT

E -PANZ IS NOW, LIKE A EXPIRED “PAANZ”AND IT IS GETTING BITTER AND BITTER EVERY DAY, AND IT IS TIME TO SPIT, DEADLY HONEY MOON OF PANZ AND ONE OF ITS EXECUTIVE IS OVER, IT WAS LOVE ON FIRST SITE OF RAJA AND PANZ, USUALLY END UP IN EXPIRED PAANZ, NOW WAIT AND WATCH HOW THIS FOOLISH CAMEL GOING TO SIT, LOVELY DIVORCE IS ON ITS WAY, SIT BACK AND “RELAX” AND WATCH THE HORROR END OF BLANDISH RELATIONSHIP

Math



 

Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh walked toward each other on a country

>road. Hari Singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder. "Hey Bhai,"

>Gani Singh drawled, "what's in the bag?" "Chickens," was the reply. "If I

>guess how many, can I have one?" "You can have both of them." "OK, Five?"

>

Angeles Will Come;;;;Shah Ji

Few dialogues

This is little world exchange between President of PANZ and member of Pakistan community, Mr Lodi

Lodi: “when you are doing Eid Millan function”

Shah ji: “Very Soon”

Lodi: “how soon, have you booked hall for function

Shah ji: “ yes we have booked 4 halls, one for Punjabis, one for Sindis, one for Blochis, and one for frontier and ticket would be $10 every body have to buoy ticket before get in to hall”

Lodi: “ that means you are dividing Pakistani community in to 4, where this ticket come from this is Eid Millon Party and PANZ is doing this, who will come”

Shah ji “ we want to sort out WHO is sincere with us, those people who buoy tickets, they are sincere with us

Lodi: “ That mean, if some one can not buoy PANZ ticket, he is not sincere with PANZ, In this case no body will come”

Shah ji “with the help of God, Angeles will come to ettanted the function

Lodi: Angeles wont come only Shatans will come to attend the function

Monday, January 13, 2003

E- PANZ

Some body asked me, What PANZ is doing, “it has been long time in office and it hasn’t shown us their faces and has not done some function where we can have some food” I replay “ they are waiting for Micro soft to developed the new programme in which PANZ can do E functions and serve E food to its member”, Few weeks back one of Sohni Dhartian wrote this is E PANZ, Now I think he should have asked for lotto as it is proving to be E PANZ

GOOD GUY

Tow things is very hard to find One is trusted gold smith and trusted Mechanic, I don’t know about Gold smith but I do know about mechanic, who can fix your car at given time and very reasonable price, it is so reasonable, it will compel you to think about other mechanics, how they rip you off My experience with this guy is good and would like share with all Sohni Dhartian, His name is Ibrar, address 531 Gt South Rd Penrose, Give him a try for all your mechanical need

Sunday, January 12, 2003

Saturday, January 11, 2003

Think About it

 


 A sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings, so he picks it up and
says " Hello, how did you know I was here?"





 Why are sardar secret agents the best in the world? Because even under
torture they can't remember what they have been assigned to.


 Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend
Santa Singh asked him, "are you wearing two jackets?"."Because," said Banta
Singh,"The directions on the can said to put on two coats. "

************* ************* ************* *************


Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're on
the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

************* ************* ************* *************
A sardar's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to
think- I'm sardar! "

Friday, January 10, 2003

 FALSE REPORT

  REPORT PUBLISHED IN LONDON TIMES IS COMPLETELY FALSE

Press Release, Islamabad 20 December 2002

When the attention of the Foreign Secretary was drawn to a report published today in London Times alleging that a Pakistani scientist had offered Iraq nuclear weapons designs in 1990, he termed this story as completely false, irresponsible and obviously motivated. The fact of the matter was that this allegation had surfaced in 1998 in a Newsweek article. The matter was thoroughly investigated at the request of the IAEA which is responsible for Iraqi nuclear disarmament and possesses all relevant information relating to the Iraqi nuclear program. The allegation proved to be completely false.

Consequently, the IAEA had written to the author of the story correspondent John Berry stating unequivocally that his story was "inconsistent with the information available to the IAEA". The Foreign Office was releasing to the press this official IAEA letter

to Newsweek which had effectively closed this matter. The present case was simply a malicious regurgitation of an allegation which had been found to be completely false.

The Foreign Secretary added that it was evident that the campaign of inspired leaks based on pure fiction was continuing following on the baseless allegations regarding Pakistan’s cooperation with North Korea. It was obvious that these leaks were selectively targeting Pakistan while ignoring the well documented proliferation activities of the largest proliferator of weapons of mass destruction in our region which possessed not only an ambitious nuclear programme but also chemical and biological programmes.

Such reports may also be designed to provide alibis to the actual suppliers of technologies and financial credits to the Iraqi programme. In this context, it was noteworthy that the recent Iraqi declarations submitted to the Security Council had only been provided in their entirety to the Permanent Members of the Security Council. Many of the actual truths may therefore never come out.

Pakistan is seriously considering raising this matter in the UN Security Council when it takes up its seat beginning from January with a view to calling for an investigation to reveal the sources of such mischievous allegations and their true motivation. To put the record straight, Pakistan may also ask for full access to the Iraqi documents.

Click here to see official IAEA letter.

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Thursday, January 9, 2003

Another Step Up

One Step Up

With in one week we are planing to start Quarrn classes in White Sawn Rd Masjid, Says Mr Bhatti, any body interested on any level please contact Mr Bhatti 6202020. Mr Bhatti said this would be an opportunity for those families who live in this vicinity and soon after on success of this program we are planing to open same class for ladies, where lady teacher would be teaching Quarrn to ladies

Another step up

On brief conversation on phon Mr Bhatti said we are going good in our mission to bring quality education of Holly Quran, today attendants is 8, which is increasing every day. On other hand one of our community member told Sohni Dharti that His kids were refused by other Masjid because of over load of students. Now they are going to White Sawn Rd Masjid for their Quran education .

Any further details Ph Mr Bhatti 6202020

Wednesday, January 8, 2003

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MESSAGES OF THE PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN

MESSAGES OF THE PRESIDENT OF PAKISTAN

ON THE BIRTHDAY OF THE QUAID-I-AZAM/ CHRISTMAS

 

BEGINS: 

"It is with immense pleasure that I greet the nation today on the birth anniversary of the father of the Nation, Quaid-I-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah. It is an undeniable fact of history that the Quaid-I-azam was one of the most outstanding leaders in south Asia, and our beloved Pakistan is a symbol of his political genius and foresightedness. He led a valiant struggle in the face of seemingly insurmountable odds and galvanized the Muslims of south Asia with his wisdom and dynamic leadership.

 

Now, it is our duty to build Pakistan as a prosperous and proud nation as envisaged by our Quaid. For this purpose we must continue efforts for economic, educational, social, political and cultural uplift of our country.

Quaid-I-Azam wanted Pakistan to flourish as a progressive democratic modern Islamic State wherein not only the Government but also all of its organs should be well organized and disciplined. This goal can be achieved, the Quaid believed, if we make honest and constructive efforts both at the national and local level.

 

Let, today, the Quaid-I-Azam’s birthday strengthen our resolve to follow his inspiring example of moral uprightness, personal integrity, and courage of conviction, and to uphold his motto of unity, faith and discipline."  ENDS

BEGINS

"On behalf of Pakistan and on my own behalf I extend heartiest greeting and felicitations to the Christan Community in Pakistan and other parts of the world. I wish them a merry Christmas and pray of their prosperity.

  The entire life and message of Prophet Jesus was that of peace, tolerance love and brotherhood. Jesus guided humanity in an era when human exploitation was at its peak and tyranny and oppression were prevalent every where. In those environments he preached love, equality and peace.

  On this auspicious occasion I reiterate that rights and privileges of the minorities, as enshrined in the Constitution of Pakistan will be fully protected. This year joint electorate has been restored to bring the minorities in the mainstream. It was also decided to keep intact their reserved seats to ensure their representation in the National and Provincial Assemblies. The minority communities are duly represented in all the tiers of local government, even if their population in a particular constituency is small.

 

On the occasion of celebration of the birthday of Prophet Jesus, I extend my compliments to the Christian community with best wishes for a happy new year.

THE FIRST COORDINATOR

PAKISTAN APPOINTED AS THE FIRST COORDINATOR OF THE ISLAMIC NATIONS ON THE ISSUES OF PEACE AND SECURITY AT THE UN

Press Release, Islamabad 20 December, 2002

The OIC has appointed Pakistan as the First Coordinator of the Islamic Nations on the issues of peace and security at the United Nations in New York in a meeting of the Ambassadors of the Organization of the Islamic Conference held in New York on 18 December 2002.

The decision of the OIC is in pursuance of the resolution adopted by the Islamic Conference of the Foreign Ministers held in Khartoum in June 2002 to achieve greater and regular coordination among the Islamic Group at the United Nations in New York and Geneva on the issues of the concern to the Islamic Ummah. This is the first time that the OIC has established such a mechanism at the United Nations.

Pakistan’s appointment as the Coordinator on issues of peace and security in the United Nations is gratifying, and is reflective of the confidence reposed in Pakistan by the Islamic Group, based on their faith in Pakistan’s traditional dedication to the causes of the Ummah and unwavering commitment to safeguard its interests.

Dr Ketan and Dr Salimi

Dear Billa G

Asalam-o-laikum

Dr. Wasim Ketan here from Lahore Pakistan, Happy New Year to every
SohniDhartian. I'm greeting you after a week but never mind one week is not
very long. In Lahore the weather is really cold and dry, with lots of
'katha mitti', making it hard to go out and when you come back home you can
find lots of dust lying in your nose. The skin gets very dry and changes
the skin colour. I was suppose to leave in two hours time for New Zealand
but due to heavy fog the flights schedule has been changed, so i'll be
leaving tomorow at midday and arriving in Auckland on Friday afternoon.

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Tuesday, January 7, 2003

SARDAR

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.
The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. "Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar," he says, " it says here,
'Answer the following questions in brief'.".
2

An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector . The Englishman says:
"I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Ok", he says, "10 bottles".
And the machine is silent.
The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".
BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.
"Allright, 8 hamburgers".
And the machine's silent.
The Sardarji says:
"I think...",
BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.

4

Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?"
The sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it hat I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
5

A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. what happened to your other ear?"
"The scoundrel called back."
6

Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.
 
 
A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.
22

A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo. The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
Master: Miaooow...
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished. The sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes. Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich sardar in darkness, and tells the other sardars, " This are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. "
Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat. )
and goes back to sleep.
 

Sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
 

Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.
Q: How do you make a sardarji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: Why did the sardarji stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate.
Q: How do you keep a sardarji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
Q: Why can't sardarjis make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Q: How did the sardarji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.
Q: Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!
Q: What do you call a sardarji in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: Why did the sardarji take his typewriter to the doctor ??
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
Q: A sardarji ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
sardarji #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
sardarji #2: "No, who wrote it?"
What about the sardarji wife who gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man

A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing
that cows don't fly."

PAKISTAN ASSUMES ITS SEAT AS A NON-PERMANENT MEMBER OF THE UNITED NATIONS’ SECUR

PAKISTAN ASSUMES ITS SEAT AS A NON-PERMANENT MEMBER OF THE UNITED NATIONS’ SECURITY COUNCIL FOR A TWO-YEAR TERM (2003-2004) ON 1ST JANUARY, 2003.

Press Release, Islamabad 31 December 2002

Pakistan assumes its seat as a non-permanent member of the United Nations’ Security Council for a two-year term (2003-2004) on 1st January, 2003.

This is the 6th time that Pakistan has been elected to serve on the Security Council. Pakistan’s earlier terms were in 1993-94, 1983-84, 1976- 77, 1968-69 and 1952-53.

Pakistan was elected to the 15-member Security Council on 27 September 2002. Other countries elected to serve on the Council along with Pakistan were Angola, Chile, Germany and Spain. Cameron, Guinea, Syria, Bulgaria and Mexico will complete their term in December 2003.

The Council has five permanent members - China, France, the Russian Federation, the United Kingdom and the United States. The remaining ten members are elected by the General Assembly.

Pakistan is strongly committed to the principles enshrined in the UN Charter. Since joining the United Nations in 1947 Pakistan has worked actively for the maintenance of international peace and security. Pakistan’s contribution is reflected in its prominent role for decades in UN peacekeeping operations across continents, its efforts for pacific settlement of disputes and its endeavors for equity and justice in the context of the economic and social issues on the global agenda.

Pakistan has joined the Security Council at a crucial juncture. We highly value the trust reposed in Pakistan by the UN membership. Pakistan would play its role in the Security Council with a deep sense of responsibility and in a constructive spirit.

Pakistan’s participation in Security Council deliberations would be consistent with our principled policies and guided by our high ideals. Pakistan will strive for advancing the UN Charter principles, notably those related to the maintenance of peace and security and the peaceful resolution of disputes.

In constructive collaboration with other members of the Security Council, Pakistan will work for the implementation of UN resolutions, and the achievement of the targets set in the Millennium Declaration towards a better and more peaceful world.

False Report

Sent By Pakistan High Commission 

 REPORT PUBLISHED IN LONDON TIMES IS COMPLETELY FALSE

Press Release, Islamabad 20 December 2002

When the attention of the Foreign Secretary was drawn to a report published today in London Times alleging that a Pakistani scientist had offered Iraq nuclear weapons designs in 1990, he termed this story as completely false, irresponsible and obviously motivated. The fact of the matter was that this allegation had surfaced in 1998 in a Newsweek article. The matter was thoroughly investigated at the request of the IAEA which is responsible for Iraqi nuclear disarmament and possesses all relevant information relating to the Iraqi nuclear program. The allegation proved to be completely false.

Consequently, the IAEA had written to the author of the story correspondent John Berry stating unequivocally that his story was "inconsistent with the information available to the IAEA". The Foreign Office was releasing to the press this official IAEA letter

to Newsweek which had effectively closed this matter. The present case was simply a malicious regurgitation of an allegation which had been found to be completely false.

The Foreign Secretary added that it was evident that the campaign of inspired leaks based on pure fiction was continuing following on the baseless allegations regarding Pakistan’s cooperation with North Korea. It was obvious that these leaks were selectively targeting Pakistan while ignoring the well documented proliferation activities of the largest proliferator of weapons of mass destruction in our region which possessed not only an ambitious nuclear programme but also chemical and biological programmes.

Such reports may also be designed to provide alibis to the actual suppliers of technologies and financial credits to the Iraqi programme. In this context, it was noteworthy that the recent Iraqi declarations submitted to the Security Council had only been provided in their entirety to the Permanent Members of the Security Council. Many of the actual truths may therefore never come out.

Pakistan is seriously considering raising this matter in the UN Security Council when it takes up its seat beginning from January with a view to calling for an investigation to reveal the sources of such mischievous allegations and their true motivation. To put the record straight, Pakistan may also ask for full access to the Iraqi documents.

Click here to see official IAEA letter.

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Monday, January 6, 2003

Unkept Promises

UNKEPT PROMISES

"The most feasible method of ascertaining the wishes of the people was by fair and impartial plebiscite."

Jawaharlal Nehru (Joint press communiqu챕 of the Prime Ministers of India and Pakistan issued in Delhi after their meeting on 20 August 1953)

A Profile of Pakistans PM

Sent By Pakistan High commission

MIR ZAFARULLAH KHAN JAMALI

PRIME MINISTER

ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF PAKISTAN

-- A Profile

 

Mir Zafarullah Khan Jamali, 59, was sworn in as the Prime Minister of the Islamic Republic of Pakistan on 23rd November 2002, after the National Assembly had voted him as Leader of the House.

He becomes the 20th Prime Minister to take office since independence and the first from Balochistan, the province smallest in population, largest in area.

The first words he spoke as leader of the House signalled a complete and welcome break from vindictive politics as compared to the previous civil governments.

He told the National Assembly that he will neither malign nor harass his political opponents by framing false cases against them or opening their dossiers as was the norm in the past. He believed in politics of dialogue and consultation and would endeavour to secure the cooperation of all parties in tackling national issues both in the domestic and external fields.

From fractious politics to consensus politics and from maligning the opposition to showing accommodation for its views is, therefore, going to be the hall-mark of the Jamali-led Government – a sea-change that will usher in national polity at peace with itself and free to concentrate all its resources of thought and action in national development and progress.

Mir Zafarullah Khan pledged to continue the fiscal and foreign policies of the past three years which, he said, had best served the interests of Pakistan. He made it clear that he fully shared the thinking and approach of the President in these matters. For both Pakistan came first and its interest in their eyes was supreme.

Mir Zafarullah Khan Jamali, son of Haji Shah Nawaz Khan Jamali is no stranger to politics or the working of Government. His uncle, Mir Jafar Khan Jamali, was one of the stalwarts of the Pakistan movement and a very close associate of the Quaid-i-Azam Muhammad Ali Jinnah. Together with Nawab Mohammad Khan Jogezai, who was Chief of the Balochistan Shahi Jirga, he played a pivotal role in the decision of the Jirga to join Pakistan.

The present generation is mostly unaware of the critical importance of the Jirga’s decision because a negative vote could have crippled Pakistan at its birth. Both the Frontier Province and Sylhet in Assam, on the eve of independence, decided to join Pakistan through referendum, while Balochistan’s fate, still lacking the status of a province, lay in the hands of tribal elders, who constituted the Shahi Jirga.

The Jamali tribe’s faithfulness to Pakistan, both during the freedom struggle and after, has been exemplary from amongst the Baloch people, whose population is spread over three provinces, namely, Balochistan, Sindh and Punjab. Mir Zafarullah’s credentials as a true Pakistani are therefore impeccable.

He made his debut in politics in 1977, when the people of his area elected him as a member of the Balochistan Provincial Assembly, after which he was taken as the Minister for Food, Information and Parliamentary Affairs in the provincial cabinet. Subsequently, he twice led the Provincial Cabinet as Chief Minister, once as an elected Chief Minister and a second time as a caretaker.

From 1981 to 1984, he worked as Minister of State in the Federal Cabinet for Food, Agriculture and Cooperatives. Thereafter, he was given the portfolio of Federal Minister for Local Government and Rural Development. He served as Minister for Water and Power in 1985-86 and as Railways Minister in 1988.

He was elected member of the National Assembly in 1985 and 1993, and a Senator in 1997. Early this year (2002), he was elected Secretary General of the Pakistan Muslim League (Quaid-i-Azam), the office he has recently left.

Mir Zafarullah Khan Jamali did his Masters in History from the Punjab University in 1965. He graduated from Government College, Lahore, in 1963, with distinction, earning Roll of Honour. He did his A-Level from Aitchison College, Lahore, the Secondary School O-Level from Lawrence College, Ghora Gali, Murree, and his Junior Cambridge from Grammar School, Quetta. He completed his primary education in his ancestral village in Rojhan Jamali, district Jaffarabad.

He is a multi-linguist, quite at ease with English, Urdu, Balochi (his mother tongue), Sindhi, Punjabi and Seraiki. This enables him to communicate and establish rapport with facility with all language groups in the country.

His love of sports has made no mean contribution to this well-rounded personality. His main passion is hockey though he has also played tennis and football. He was ‘Blue’ holder of Punjab University in hockey in 1961-65 and also captained its team. He represented Pakistan as a hockey player at international level. He was Chef-de-Mission of the Pakistan Olympic contingent to the Los Angeles games in 1984, where the Pakistan Hockey team won the Gold Medal. For almost two decades, he has been the Chief Selector of the Pakistan Hockey team.

From his love of sports, he has imbibed a spirit of sportsmanship which has proved a great asset to him in his successful political career. It has given him tolerance and poise.

He has widely travelled abroad visiting Europe, USA, Australia, Africa, Far East and the Middle East. He represented Pakistan at 1980 and 1991 sessions of the United Nations. In 1981, he led the Pakistan delegation to the FAO Conference at Rome and the same year to the Islamic Agricultural Ministers Conference in Ankara. In March 1984, he headed another Pakistan delegation to the FAO Conference for the Near East region at Aden. In 1982, he led a 21-member delegation of Majlis-e-Shura on a two-week goodwill mission to the United States.

He is a happy family man. His two sons are in the Pakistan Army. The eldest one was elected to the National Assembly in 1997. He has performed Hajj pilgrimage four times.

It is a tribute to his acceptable personality that even the main Opposition, which sticking to its own political agenda, has pledged publicly not to destabilize his Government so that the democratic dispensation takes firm roots. This again represents a sea-change in the political culture of Pakistan because its political history is replete with the recurring phenomenon of the Opposition going all-out from the moment a government assumed office to destabilize it.

Mr. Jamali says he has no illusions about power as a constant factor. But he is determined to serve his stint as Prime Minister with humility and decency. To him decency is not weakness but nobility. He has vowed to give respect to all and hopes he will get the same from them. His watchword is: hasten slowly and things will settle down and fall in their place as desired by the people.

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Dropping

 

 A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing
that cows don't fly."

Saturday, January 4, 2003

To Fazal Wahab

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Quran Khaani

"Quran Khaani for the soul of deceased Daughter of Fazal Wahab (Khyber Autos LMVD) will be held on 05-JAN-03  in Ponsonby Masjid, Ponsonby Road Quran Khaani will start at Asar time and will continue till Maghrab.All community members are requested to attend the recital"
For further Info Contact Fazal Wahab (021-434545) Or 09-2708597

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Friday, January 3, 2003

Phone Book

 

 A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story what so ever, and there were
far too many characters!" The
librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."


Thursday, January 2, 2003

Panic

 
Sardar Jee Jokes

1.One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor
building when a man came running in to
his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when
he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near
the fifth floor
he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Tournament Postpone

Tournament Postpone

Due to holidays in schools , it is hard to get contact with school authorities for ground , tournament has postponed till further notice which spoused to be held on 05 Jan 03 says Bhatti . He says it may not happen on 05 but it will happen in this month. To book your team and further details Ph Mr Bhatti 6202020