Monday, January 30, 2006

Good news Maja Lahori in Auckland

Last day a few pakistani cab drivers were on Quay st taxi rank, suddenly a pakistani guy met them and he introduced to cabies as Majeed, urf Maja.He told the guys he is living in NZ from couple of months.
 
Maja is a very famous charactor of pakistani newspapers.Maja is a MBBF mean ( matric bar bar fail)But he is very social, he alway keep eyes on local and national politics when he was youngster he was jiala of PPP.
 
Later on when Nawaz sharif become PM, he jioned as a party worker of Muslim Leage now when lota cracy came in power in local politics,he is fed up now from pakistani politics.He thinks that  fauj has really  made  huge truq in countery.
 
Now he has migrated to NZ. Maja is totila in speaking some time he say some thing else but people percieve some thing different.
 
Maja is in search of job but he dont have particular field.He started his career in Lahore as kochwan , then bought raksha in yellow cab scheme , when petrol  prices rised he left that profession and started selling Ice in Mohala, his ice phatta was center of gup shup for mohala people.
 
They gathered around phatta and discuss hours together local politics, issues, problems and news. This was the time when Maja become popular first locally then through local papers nationally.
 
Maja is a very simple true pakistani, who love the land from core of his heart.When cab driver asked him that do you know some one here in Auckland he said yes he knows Mr Tuaqeer khan, he is famous personality. He said I saw Eid show and want to see some famous charactors of the community like teela jee of Rogi dirty , Mr Junaid Arshaad and AMPM.
 
Cab driver asked do u visited PANZ office. He said yes I try many times but found always closed.Then I come to know that you can see the PANZ members only in PANZ fuctions.He was also loughing that how this community or PANZ can build Jinnah Hall of 2 million which remain fail to have a one room PANZ office for community services.  

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Jhhalla Professor

Jhhalla Professor Part 1

To protect the ID , name has been changed

Once opun a time there was a professor in Chackwal .I don’t know his name we can call him Mohd Suliman Mahi or MSM in short he was from very poor family oldies says he was actually a Miraaspoot, due to his education and being yesman to Choudrey he was friends of all big guns of City . He was so close to choudrys that new people start thinking that he is one of them , even new comer start calling him Choudrey and top of it MSM starts thinking that he is one of Choudrys and by taking the advantage of his new status MSM start his own compaine based on his personal grudges

One day in bitter argument with Choudrey, where he tried to supersede the Choudrys decision , he was told off by Choudrey very badly and harshly , Ch, told MSM That MSM should watch his status. Ch said " we allowed you to sit among us just because of your education and you took wrong meaning of it and you have proved it by your act that you are a Miraaspoot which can not be changed " Ch added "you are Mirasspoot so from now on you will sit on flour with other Miraaspoot " MSM ' so dishearten and shocked by ch 's verdict , on other hand those were happy who were victims of MSM’s hostilities , he confined himself to his room for several days , when he came out , he lost his voice , now he talk in singe language which no one understand

So people call him JHHALLA PROFESSOR

Saturday, January 28, 2006

Protest against Kanjarkhana on Eid Mela

Protest against Kanjarkhana on Eid Mela

Pwcs had staged another programme full of Kanjar khana
but this time they did that organizedly.they bribed
all the persons who  were not in favour of this kanjar
khana means dancing of indian girl in front of
community under the banner of pakistani culture and in
the name of our holy festival of Eid ul Azha.
Mr naveed became president with help of Pwcs so he is
silent .
Mr waqar has become part of that just because he lost
to come to stage after lost in election of executive
member.
Mr atta who was very active last time when he wrote
his poem shrara sharara but pwcs has bribed him by
helping him when he was in problem
i feel sorry for the community as no body is here to
raise his voice against this kanjar khana

Friday, January 27, 2006

corresspondant from Chakmar

Our coresspondant from Chakmar has given us a very shocking news that all barbers in the city are getting very bad time they are crying that this tradition 0f making head clean like Cadu or footboll is very dangerous for their  earning when our coresspondant approached  them that what is their future plan for the remedy they added that their head is staying in Newzealand so All barber Association of Chakmar is going to hold a meeting with the chairman about the future planing and increasing rates, when our coresspondant inquered whether they are going to Nz for meeting they repplied we are close in touch with our chairman and date and place will be decided amicably they further added that with the approval of the chairman we are going to launch a budget Pakage in Newzealand if anybody comes to our shop for cutting and shaving we will do undershave free with the condition that we will not be responssible for any damage to tender parts our coresspondant further ask how they feel obout Pakistan while living in Pakistan they said its "Our Sohnidharti God may bless it with some more barbers from chakmar"
 
 

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Raiz Shah

Last night 25 people gathered at Munawar Khan’s place to listen the true essences of Raiz Shah’s charming voice , it was a more then good 3 hour session , full of a magic spell over listeners , every song was delightful dip in the “SOZE” of Shah Ji voice, there we came to know that Shah Ji carry’s a whole lot treasure of song from Ata Ulallah to M Rafi, and from Noor Jahan to Mahdi Hussan , you name it he got it

Although due to shortage of time we could not get real enjoyment of his art, in Eid Show , I think an artist like Riaz Shah is worth listening in concert and hope PWCS will do something about it

Monday, January 23, 2006

Thursday, January 19, 2006

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Sunday, January 15, 2006

A MESSAGE TO COMMUNITY MEMEBERS

Assalaam O' Alaikum
 
One month is going to be completed to born Excutive Committee and after that there is a silence like "Shehar-e-Khamosha'n". Panz also gone to take rest, advisors are planning to take advantage and to dictate the top ranking authority. Jinnah Hall's golden dream crying in community's heart with a hope that some one will wakeup and it will rise up on Auckland's city map but when and how and to whom this credit will go.
NOW as we discussed with friends and decided to call all community members to discus Panz and Executives progress and their future planning and programs, which are unknown and nothing is in progress, may be these all plans will be on papers some where in their shelves.
A meeting will be held soon and I request to all of our community members please confirm me to attend this meeting, which will be held at Halsey Drive School Hall Lynfield, time and date will be announced once we will get community's acknowledgemnt. Please email me direct if you wish to attend this meeting to discus on all issues.
 
WAQAR ALI 

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Applications for the PANZ’s Treasurer

This is for the information of all community members that position of Treasurer is vacant now. Applications are here by invited to fill this position. Following eligible criteria will apply in selection. Must be Pakistani and holds NZ Citizenship or PR, with good reputation having no criminal back ground. It is further expected that person who has some financial or accounting background and devoted volunteer, with disciplined approach, love to work with team spirit , may spare some time as and when needed for community cause is encouraged to apply and will be given preference in selection as well. Please come forward to serve your people who belong to your lovely motherland PAKISTAN. Selection criteria: Applications will be scrutinized by the General Committee members and name of the final and suitable candidate will be forwarded with recommendations of available General Committee members to the Executive Committee members for approval. Those are interested to work with PANZ please forward your C.V. with written application to the PANZ office as soon as possible but not later than >>> 20/01/2006. Naveed Hamid

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

JINNAH WELFARE SOCIETY-NEW ZEALAND.

JINNAH WELFARE SOCIETY-NEW ZEALAND (PROPOSED NAME) WILL START WORK (INSHALLA) VERY SOON AFTER COMPLETION OF LEGAL REQUIREMENTS IN NEW ZEALAND,AUSTRALIA,UNITED KINGDOM AND PAKISTAN.
 
PROJECT                 : MUHAMMED ALI JINNAH HOUSE (PAKISTANI COMMUNITY CENTER IN NZ).
 
COMPLETION
DATE                        : 14-AUGUST,2006 (INSHALLA).
 
 
MEMBERS               :1-HONARABLE CHAIRMAN   (PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTER).
                                    2-CHIEF ORGANIZER.
                                    3-ORGANIZERS                        (3 MEMBERS).
                                    4-VOLUNTEERS                     

Monday, January 9, 2006

Two news item from Khawaja Suqrat Correspondent at Chakwal

By Our Correspondent
CHAKWAL, Jan 8: Sufism and their teaching were the main cause of promotion
of Islam in the subcontinent and Pakistan should be made more prosperous and
strong if we act upon the teachings of great Sufis and Hazrat Shah Murad the
founder of Urdu and Punjabi Gazals was one of them and his religious work
and poetry would be preserved and a library and mini cultural complex would
be established at the Mausoleum of Hazrat Shah Murad at village Takia Shah
Murad District Chakwal. This was stated by Federal Minister fore environment
Tahir Iqbal while addressing at Shah Murad International Seminar and
Mushaira at Chakwal Press Club on Sunday. The Seminar MUshaira was presided
by renowned scholar Dr. Ghazanfar Mehdi while Director General Khana Farhang
Iran Mehr Dad Rakhshanday was special guest. Those who also spoke on this
occasion were Kh. Babar Saleem, Ghulam Hussain Chisti, Haji Badar-ul-Islam
Hashmi, CR Shamsi, Mirza Ahmed Noor Tahir, Raja Javid Iqbal, Saffi-ul-Din
Saffi, Faqir Hussain Tajir, Khawaja Danial Saleem, Aslam Ayub, Munawar Aziz,
Raja Mujahid Afsar, Ghazanfar Mehndi and Mehr Dad Rakshandy. Federal
Minister was of the view that District Chakwal has a very strong
archeological and historical background and its history was million years
old. He told that Government was trying its best to preserve the great
historical and Hindus religious site Katas Raj and other archeological sites
which is of significant importance and District Chakwal had a potential to
attract not only tourist but historian and archeological in this area.
Doctor Ghazanfar Mehndi was of the view that real identity of District
Chakwal was Hazrat Shah Murad and the work of Hazrat Shah Murad is to be
acknowledges through out the countries where Urdu and Punjabi literature
exist, Dr. Ghazanfar Mehndi termed Hazrat Shah Murad as a great asset of
Urdu, Punjabi and Persian literature. Director General Mehr Dad Rakhshandy
while speaking on this occasion offered that Iran Government would publish
the Persian poetry of Hazrat Shah Murad as a book. On this occasion Doctor
Ikram-ul-Haq and her daughter Miss Huma Ikram and Maria Shafaq daughter of
Doctor Munir Langha were awarded Dhan Chorasi Awards for the acknowledgement
of their excellent performance in their departments. Federal Minister Major
Tahir Iqbal also donated rupees 10 thousands for Chakwal Press Club.

By Our Correspondent
CHAKWAL, Jan 8: A truck driver was looted at Gun point at Dhudial Mungwal
road some 25 kilometer from here in between Saturday and Sunday night. Truck
driver Tariq Mehmood loading cement from Wah was coming to village Thaneel
Kamal at truck no. C-1351 and when he reached near village Mungwal, four
armed persons appeared on the scene and on gun point they snatched rupees 7
thousand and they were managed to make good there escape from the scene.

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Sunday, January 8, 2006

Mullas and Halva

Out side of Masjid someone put this question to me

What is the connection between Mullas and Halva , is there any logic behind this or it is just a myth

If someone know any connection , logical or Mythical, Please share with us

PANZ Membership

Talking with Sohni Dharti , President of PANZ , Naveed Hamid said , our work to making a data base of all PANZ members is complete , soon we are launching our card system to all our members , where it will show there numbers and their status, voter are non voter are associate members

Answering to question of Sohni Dharti, about free member ship in which PANZ have lost nearly $7000, Mr President said it not lose of $7000, it is a win, because of free membership we are able to have data base of 700 member and this new card will cover the cast as card fee would be $10 per member

Friday, January 6, 2006

Two news item form Khawaja Suqrat Correspondent at Chakwal

BY OUR CORRESPONDENT
CHAKWAL January 5: The ceremony of 78th birth anniversary of the late Ex.
Prime Minister Zulfiqar Ali Bhutoo was held at the workers office of
Pakistan Peoples Party Chakwal on Thursday and it was presided over by
veteran worker Hakeem Nisar Ahmed, while member Punjab Bar Council Hasan
Raza Pasha was the chief guest. Those who spoke on this occasion were Ch.
Mehdi Khan, Zafar Ali Balouch, Maqbool Hussain Hashmi, Hakeem Nisar Ahmed,
Iltaf Hussain Qureshi, Muhammad Azam Minhas, Nasir Hatar, Sadaqat Ali,
Iftikhar Bhatti, Shah Jahan Sarfraz Raja, Ch. Ghulam Hussain and Hasan Raza
Pasha Advocate. The speakers paid reach tribute to Zulfiqar Ali Bhutto for
his excellent services rendered by him. They criticized the Government
policies as prices of essential commodity were sky high, while unemployment
had gripped the whole country which caused a great panic among the general
public. They were of the view that there was a political vacuum in the
country, therefore the safe return of Be-Nazeer Bhutoo, Mian Niwaz Sharif
and Altaf Hussain should be ensured. Later on a cake was cut and workers
shouted slogan of Geyaa-Bhutoo. It is worth mentioning here that local
leader ship of Pakistan Peoples Party including District president was not
present on this occasion, which indicate a clear rift in the rank of
Pakistan Peoples Party District Chakwal which was divided into two groups in
recent local bodies election.

BY OUR CORRESPONDENT
CHAKWAL January 5: Additional IG Punjab has appointed a high power inquiry
team headed by DIG to look into the matter of missing of ASP Sadar Circle
inquiry report which was conducted by the order of DIG Rawalpindi and his
finding was omitted from the murder case of cable operator Mirza Dilshad
Khan. This was stated by ASP Sadar Circle Sajid Kiyani on Thursday at the
court of Additional District and Session Judge Chakwal Mr. Sohail Nasir,
however the then SHO of City Police Station Chakwal Mirza Fazal Ahmed who
conducted the investigation of Mirza Dilshad murder case was failed to
satisfy the court, regarding the missing of inquiry report that was made as
a part of Mirza Dilshad murder case file. The Judge have summoned both the
police officials at his court on a written application filed by the
Chaudhary Zahoor Hussain advocate counsel from the deceased and contended
that the inquiry report of ASP was removed from the file to benefit the
accused as the local police was under political pressure and it was also
feared that police has taken huge amount of bribe from the accused. The
Judge after hearing the argument directed SHO Mirza Fazal Ahmed to bring the
inquiry report by 16th January by next hearing date. Chaudhary Mehmood
Akhtar Advocate appeared on behalf of the accused. In the meantime DIG
Rawalpindi range Syed Murawat Hussain suspended Mirza Fazal Ahmed Ex. SHO of
City Police Station, investigation office Sub Inspector Iftikhar Ahmed and
Moharar Abid Hussain forth with due to missing of inquiry report of ASP
Sadar Circle Chakwal from the file of Mirza Dilshad Khan murder case.

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Thursday, January 5, 2006

Haj

"Here I

am at Thy service O, ALLAH, here I am. Here I am at Thy service and Thou hast no partners. Thine alone is All Praise and All Bounty, and Thine alone is The Sovereignty. Thou hast no partners, here I am."

 

Wednesday, January 4, 2006

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No trick'in

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San
Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud.
After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the
dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite.

The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his
colleagues. The following telephone conversation took place
and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all
conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 3 cases of
soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure

you don't go through the
front doors. We have them locked.

You'll have to go around to
the back service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: Everyone at the psychiatric

hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been

here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: We've collected a pool of cash.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: Yes.

Pizza Man: With guns?

Agent: That's right. Now, can you remember

to bring the pizzas
and sodas to the service entrance in the rear?

We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: No trick'in man

*Click*

Monday, January 2, 2006

NEW MEMBER

WE WELCOME MR. TAUKIR KHAN AS A NEW MEMBER TO THIS GROUP.ONE OF MOST RESPECTED INDIVIDUAL IN THE SOCIETY.WE MIGHT GET HEAPS OF KNOWLEDGE FROM MR. PAYAMY.

Sunday, January 1, 2006

chun puter at professorsforum

Plese do read at "groups.msn.com/professorsforum"  Chun Puter

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ROOFI TO EVERY SOHNI DHARTI MEMBER.