Monday, January 6, 2003

Dropping

 

 A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying
overhead. Suddenly, the bird
dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Sardar says, "Good thing
that cows don't fly."

Saturday, January 4, 2003

To Fazal Wahab

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Quran Khaani

"Quran Khaani for the soul of deceased Daughter of Fazal Wahab (Khyber Autos LMVD) will be held on 05-JAN-03  in Ponsonby Masjid, Ponsonby Road Quran Khaani will start at Asar time and will continue till Maghrab.All community members are requested to attend the recital"
For further Info Contact Fazal Wahab (021-434545) Or 09-2708597

Vacancies

dear billaG ,
WE have two vacancies for our workshop situated at otahuhu;
auto mecanic experienced preferably with wof licence
panel and paint a person who is experienced in painting and panel beating of vehicls
please advertise and contact me on 021399640
thanks
chaudhry imtiaz ahmed

Friday, January 3, 2003

Phone Book

 

 A sardar walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I
bor-rowed a book last week, but it was the
most boring I've ever read. There was no story what so ever, and there were
far too many characters!" The
librarian replied, "Oh, you must be the person who took our phone book."


Thursday, January 2, 2003

Panic

 
Sardar Jee Jokes

1.One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The thirteenth floor
building when a man came running in to
his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter Preeto just died in an
accident" Sardarji was in panic. Not
knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when
he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near
the fifth floor
he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground he
remembered he was not Santa Singh.

Tournament Postpone

Tournament Postpone

Due to holidays in schools , it is hard to get contact with school authorities for ground , tournament has postponed till further notice which spoused to be held on 05 Jan 03 says Bhatti . He says it may not happen on 05 but it will happen in this month. To book your team and further details Ph Mr Bhatti 6202020