You Play, You Pay!

Two brawny men came to my house to install
some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once
they had moved the stove and refrigerator out
of the way, it was not long before the job was
done. As they were getting ready to leave, I
asked them to put the heavy appliances back
in place. The two men said that would cost an
additional $45 service fee, stating it was not in
their contract. I really had no choice but to pay them.

As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang.
It was the two men. They asked me to move my
van, which was blocking their truck. I told them
my fee was $45... for van moving!