Monday, December 10, 2007

The Pakistani Way

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year, Russian scientists
 found  traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the
 conclusion  that their ancestors already had a telephone network one
 thousand years ago.
 
 So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed,
 American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers
 read: “US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers,
 and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech
 digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.  One week
 later,
 
Pakistani daily newspapers reported the following: "After digging
 as deep as 500 meters, Pakistani scientists have found absolutely  
 nothing".  They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were
 already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology



1 comment:

gobillag MSN said...

Driving, Pakistani Styles...
~'~.~'~.~'~.~'~.~'~.~'~.'

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window. - Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot
solidly on accelerator.- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
shaking in terror - New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat - Italy

One hand on horn, one hand greeting, one ear on cell phone,
one ear listening to loud music, foot on accelerator, eyes on female
pedestrians, conversation with someone in next car - Welcome to
Pakistan!