"You guys are way behind

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another
and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain
out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing
for war in four weeks."


The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are
way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is
looking for work, and the other half preparing for war