A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war
Saddam Hussein suffers from a chronic prostate infection but has rebuffed suggestions that a biopsy be performed. Bush administration officials immediately characterized the refusal as just another attempt to conceal his weapon of mass destruction (The Wit Wizard)
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A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another
and have him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain
out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing
for war in four weeks."
The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are
way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,
put him in the White House, and now half the country is
looking for work, and the other half preparing for war
IN THE NEWS * SADDAM HUSSEIN & IRAQ
Saddam Hussein suffers from a chronic prostate infection but has
rebuffed suggestions that a biopsy be performed. Bush administration
officials immediately characterized the refusal as just another attempt
to conceal his weapon of mass destruction (The Wit Wizard)
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