M.P Sir > funny joke

OFFICER: WHAT IS YOUR NAME?
CANDIDATE: M P. SIR
OFFICER: TELL ME PROPERLY
CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MANMOHAN PAL SIR

OFFICER : YOUR NATIVE PLACE
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : IS IT MADHYA PRADESH?
CANDIDATE : NO, MUNNUR PAL SIR

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : (ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT?
CANDIDATE : METRIC PASS

OFFICER: WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB?
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
CANDIDATE : MONEY PROBLEM SIR

OFFICER : DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY
CANDIDATE : MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

OFFICER : THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW
CANDIDATE : M P. SIR
OFFICER : WHAT IS IT NOW
CANDIDATE : MY PERFORMANCE SIR?

OFFICER : MP !!!
CANDIDATE : WHAT IS THAT SIR?
OFFICER : MENTALLY PUNCTURED