How to identify the City of Pakistan by observing a Street Brawl
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Peshawar !
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Rawalpindi !
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
Quetta !
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall ---
That's anywhere in Lahore!
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state
Then you are in Islamabad !
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says "Bahot dino baad haath dhone ka moka mila"
That's Karachi
scenario 7
two men just keep shouting on each other"mein teray sath dekh loon gaa " apni maut ko awaz na deyyy" etc etc but never even touch each other
then u r in
ABBOTABAD
Scenario 1
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start arguing about who's right.
You are in Peshawar !
Scenario 2
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That's Rawalpindi !
Scenario 3
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along & tries to make peace. The first two get together & beat him up.
Quetta !
Scenario 4
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a chaii/lassi stall ---
That's anywhere in Lahore!
Scenario 5
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth and they start to figure out an algorithm to solve the fight, without actually getting involved; making sure they earn a lot of foreign currency for the state
Then you are in Islamabad !
Scenario 6
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes and then a fourth and then the fifth and so on ... And without knowing the reason they start beating both the guys and says "Bahot dino baad haath dhone ka moka mila"
That's Karachi
scenario 7
two men just keep shouting on each other"mein teray sath dekh loon gaa " apni maut ko awaz na deyyy" etc etc but never even touch each other
then u r in
ABBOTABAD
No comments:
Post a Comment