A cowboy rode into town and stopped at local cafe for a coke.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers,
which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had
been stolen.
He goes back into the cafe, handily flips his gun into the air, catches it
above his head without even looking and fires a shot into the ceiling.
"WHICH ONE OF YOU FOOLS STOLE MY HOSS?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.
"ALRIGHT, I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHA COKE, AND IF MY HOSS AIN'T
BACK OUTSIDE BY THE TIME I FINNISH, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I
DUN IN TEXAS! AND I DON'T LIKE TO HAVE TO DO WHAT I DUN IN
TEXAS!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly.
He had another coke, walked outside, and his horse is back!
He saddles-up and starts to ride out of town.
The cook wanders out of the cafe and asks, "Say partner,
before you go... what happened in Texas?"
The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home
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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend
to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions
correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you
not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. or not??
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