| Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!! Well I'm a man but this sight scared me so badly, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned me in a sensitive spot, ruined the damn phone and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!! LOUSY WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Hello everyone,
Here is your opportunity to learn driving.
Shakti Migrant Community Education Centre is conducting Practical Driving
Lessons from the following venues. You are requested to specify your area
that suits you for the lesson.
Monday: 357 Arcade Plaza, Henderson
Tuesday: New Lynn Community Centre, New Lynn
Wednesday: Wesley Community Centre, Sandringham
Thursday: 5A Jordan Ave, Onehunga
Friday: 214 Great South Road, Otahuhu
Please contact:
(09) 838-4610 for registration and
any queries.
*Criteria:
• Holding Learner/ Restricted / International/ Home Country Licence
• Unemployed migrants and refugees
*Fee: $20 for an hour lesson
Note: Bring your Learner/Restricted /International/Home Country Licence and
Fees for registration.
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