| A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new
territory. He knocks, a lady opens the door, and before she has a
chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps horse dung all over
the carpet.
He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner don't do wonders cleaning up
that horse dung, I'll eat every chunk of it."
She says, "You want tomato sauce on that? We just moved in
and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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